“I got a boner when I walked into the office today when I saw you,” New York Assemblyman Dennis Gabryszak, 62, (ALLEGEDLY) told his 28-year-old communications director. That is so sweet! What young lady doesn't want to feel pretty and powerful, knowing she can make an admirer get blood in his peepee until it throbs turgid and firm? But is that communications director the only one of Gabryszak's employees to (ALLEGEDLY) be complimented by the New York Dem? Not according to the three ladies filing suit against him! They claim he was constantly talking about his cock, and the strip clubs he liked to go to, and their butts, and they are all
Y'know, this here "patriarch" is about a year and a half older than I am. So his memories of the '50s are a kid's memories. Also, I learn that he was a whizbang football player in high school and at Louisiana Tech, but although he (I guess) graduated in 1968, he somehow managed not to be drafted.
Oh, I guess it's because (like Darth), his wife had a kid while they were in college.
Walter Sobchak abides.
Leisure suit libel!!!
And then, the phone video.
Y'know, this here "patriarch" is about a year and a half older than I am. So his memories of the '50s are a kid's memories. Also, I learn that he was a whizbang football player in high school and at Louisiana Tech, but although he (I guess) graduated in 1968, he somehow managed not to be drafted.
Oh, I guess it's because (like Darth), his wife had a kid while they were in college.
This is what gives Boomers a bad reputation.
The inability to lick your own butt is the real clincher.
Yeah, but was the boner a preexisting condition or not? Not that Obamacare was what he wanted covering it, IYKWIMAITTYD.
I was going with "GrabsSack."
Close enuff.
Athletes get athletes' foot. Astronauts get...
On John Oliver's last Daily Show appearance they replayed part of his interview with the Hermanator.
An instant classic!
"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?"
Nope - these days that one wouldn't work, either.
No matter what the victim had in mind, any tattoo on a guy's dick is going to wind up looking like a Richter Scale printout after an 8.0.
Just another one of those "He said, she said, and she said, and then she said too" cases.
Or many girly magazines with stuck-together pages. Or both.
<i>identity-politics and feminazism</i>
Sammiches or GTFO!!!