We will begin this week’s roundup with a headline that is too perfect, too resplendent, too quintessentially Floridian, for words: Gunshot victim dropped off at Walmart instead of hospital But because Yr Wonkette pays Yr Florida Correspondent to do words, let us break this thing down nice and slow.
When my ex and I bought our house Up North back in '89, I bought a whole set of kitchen cabinets and such from Ikea, moved them to the house in the back of a Ford Probe (you could fit amazing amounts of stuff in a Probe) and installed them over the course of two or three days. They're still in place, as are the bookshelves bought a few months later, and show no signs of going anywhere.So nyah.
Ain't that the truth. I have to ration my trips, because I know I'm gonna buy something I didn't plan on.
Glad to hear that. And congratulations or condolences. I don't think I could handle another stray.
Jeez, that's really a sad story.
Dog food? Surely the world knows my tastes are far more exquisite. Me libelz!1!
And kill WAY fewer people.
Too strong. More likely they'd drop a plastic airsoft 'bullet' on him from about 6 inches up.
I tend to think of it as a phallusy, but *shrugs*
Beauty, eh?
ISWYDT
Hey, so are Christians! They worship one god: Yahweh, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit... wait, something's wrong here...
When my ex and I bought our house Up North back in '89, I bought a whole set of kitchen cabinets and such from Ikea, moved them to the house in the back of a Ford Probe (you could fit amazing amounts of stuff in a Probe) and installed them over the course of two or three days. They're still in place, as are the bookshelves bought a few months later, and show no signs of going anywhere.So nyah.
Pics or... JFC, what am I SAYING?
Australians. And they wear BLACK socks.
That's how I ended up with all these grand pianos.
Hmm. Got a brand name and the address of the distributor? Asking for a friend who's looking to change careers. As soon as he's out.
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