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Ain't that the truth. I have to ration my trips, because I know I'm gonna buy something I didn't plan on.

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Glad to hear that. And congratulations or condolences. I don't think I could handle another stray.

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Jeez, that's really a sad story.

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Dog food? Surely the world knows my tastes are far more exquisite. Me libelz!1!

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And kill WAY fewer people.

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Too strong. More likely they'd drop a plastic airsoft 'bullet' on him from about 6 inches up.

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I tend to think of it as a phallusy, but *shrugs*

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Beauty, eh?

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Hey, so are Christians! They worship one god: Yahweh, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit... wait, something's wrong here...

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When my ex and I bought our house Up North back in '89, I bought a whole set of kitchen cabinets and such from Ikea, moved them to the house in the back of a Ford Probe (you could fit amazing amounts of stuff in a Probe) and installed them over the course of two or three days. They're still in place, as are the bookshelves bought a few months later, and show no signs of going anywhere.So nyah.

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Pics or... JFC, what am I SAYING?

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Australians. And they wear BLACK socks.

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That's how I ended up with all these grand pianos.

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Hmm. Got a brand name and the address of the distributor? Asking for a friend who's looking to change careers. As soon as he's out.

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