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I'm sure if we saw the whole thing, it would include, "some of my best friends are black and queer, so don't get me wrong..."

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Thou shalt not kill, except when God apparently says it's OK, and lets you be more efficient at it as long as some guy holds his arms up for hours at a time, and then makes the other guys more efficient at it when that guy gets tired and his arms fall.

Very consistent and not at all stupid.

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That's a totally true quote, cuz I read it on the internet!

- Abe Lincoln, right?

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Not easy when the roles are reversed.Ma Ninja and her siblings had a hell of a time getting Grandma to take her blood pressure medicine among other things.

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It's not a HIPPOAAPPROAKLROOAKR violation when she reveals the information when you're in the damned room already, anyway...

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I hear large doses of hemlock do wonders for ridding yourself of the 'rona.

Or maybe it just rids you of stupid people, I don't remember which...

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Science never proves anything, they're all just THEORIES!!!11!1one!!

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I think the citrate form of zinc is also what's in all those stupid cold "cures" along with the massive doses of vitamin C that just make your piss neon orange 4 hours later.

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Concise. I love it.

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Well well looks like she solved that transportation problem she was having .God works in mysterious ways . Tots n Prayers.

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Prices go in, prices go out, never a miscommunication. You can't explain it.

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Works every time for me.

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When I think of loosing my religion. neither you Stephen or the Supreme Court is this first thing to cross my mind

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One of the appointments we did without asking her permission was with a psychiatrist (long past time we should have). He immediately diagnosed her as bipolar (after she yelled at him and us for a while) and put her on meds that helped a lot. That's why I wished we had done it earlier, could have saved us all a lot of pain, including her, because she was very hard to be around before that. Lots of credit to you for being so compassionate.

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And Barrett got Ginsburg's. Two replacements who had to have been selected specifically to desecrate the memories of their predecessors.

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Thanks for your kind words.

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