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How does Rand Paul not get beat up every day of his miserable life?

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So by Paul's standard, Trump should be facing murder charges any second now.

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That’s one of life’s great mysteries…

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It frightens me sometimes that I have absolutely no idea what sort of inane nonsense conservatives are yelling about today. It’s all churned so exclusively in the echo chamber that it’s almost not even English anymore

So Fauci “funded” the Wuhan lab, it escaped from the lab, and thus Fauci is thus responsible for all of the fall out? That what Glass Joe is talking about

It’s like thinking you’re telling a story about Superman, an alien who came to earth that most people can relate to, and not realizing you’re telling a hard core comic nerd story about classic level super man from Universe 2 traveling across the 5th dimension through the barriers of time to shatter the dimensional portals into the multiverse.

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What was the name of the team that always played the Harlem Globetrotters? Yeah, that's Rand Paul again today.

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Rant Paul is the bug.Fauci is the windshield.

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Rand Paul is the Jim Jordan of Bad Hair Clubs for Men

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‘Bout time SOMEBODY said it that idiot Paul. LIAR LIAR PANTES ON FIRE!!!

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Somebody needs to call maintenance to extract Rand from the locker again, Mrs. Wormwood.

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Washington Generals

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That video felt way better than I could have ever imagined pre-pandemic.

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I guess most of humanity is just better than that. At least, the ones on the opposite side of every Rand Paul issue are. His own idiots don't need to beat him up, he's their idiot hero.

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Except this is mostly theater, designed to give Paul’s Q-loons red meat and, as always, fundraise off the heavily edited parts where Paul is lying and Fauci hasn’t yet responded. It reminds me of the Hard Copy parody with Homer Simpson when they splice his interview together in the wrong order to frame him for sexual assault, then show a blurry still-shot (depicting a single frame of video) of Homer not saying anything to defend himself. Rand Paul is a dangerous person and has a thoroughly punchable face.

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Whoever was moderating that did a shit job, or rather didn't do her job at all. Why don't they have the power every talk radio host has to cut people's mics off when they go over their time? I wanted to actually hear Fauci's answers, but he never got a chance to finish a sentence except to tell Pauli boy he's a liar.

As long as Repooplicans are allowed to keep shouting over witnesses like this, there's no point in having any hearings at all.

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Reminds me of how another fine gentlemen handled this other certain Senate demagogue:

"You’ve done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?"

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You know shit’s gettin’ real when Fauci’s head starts knockin’ from side to side. Talk about serving Pubey head Paul his Fauci Ouchie! You sniveling liabetes haver you done gots your head tossed back at you on a Covid spike.

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