So we got out of our pajamas AND EVERYTHING to go to Rand Paul's Dumb 'Bipartisan' Coffee Nonsense (official title) on the steps of the Capitol, and fucking goon park police dude wouldn't let us up because we don't have "press" "credentials," because of how as a CONSTITUTIONAL SCHOLAR we do not believe in the licensing of a free press. (True story. About the not believing in press credentials, we mean. Also the other part, true too.)
As a 6'1" female I would love to walk up to him, pinch his cheek and just keep repeating "Whose a sorry widdle congressman?" in my best baby-talk voice.
Assuming that's like a high water mark, for people whose heads are regularly up their own asses.
You call this pitifful petulant whining "journalism"? I would have turned you away myself based your elementary school attitude.
As a 6'1" female I would love to walk up to him, pinch his cheek and just keep repeating "Whose a sorry widdle congressman?" in my best baby-talk voice.
Rand Paul’s Dumb ‘Bipartisan’ Coffee Nonsense?
How much is he getting paid? Whatever it is it is too much.
...donkey punch anyone(Google it, geez)?!
and brain, most of all
Kids are going hungry. Might not be the best time to take a coffee break.