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"Liar" by Rollins Band. Too obvious?

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Pretty sure Neil is a naturalized US citizen.

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Here's a little ditty that's more appropriate for a Trump presidential campaign:

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Four dead in Ohio? Maybe Senator Gowdy can reopen the investigation on this while he's doing, what is it, the eight investigation of four deaths in a war zone in Libya

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I keep telling folk, the GOP won't stop with Benghazi until they see panties.PANTIES!!!!!That is the only conceivable reason they're spending so much tax payer money on repeated investigations that go absolutely no where. They shat theirs thinking of Hillz as pres, so want hers in return.

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No matter what they play all they ever hear is....edited because of the bere.

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How about "I Dreamed I Saw Joe Hill Last Night?"

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BTW, despite his hifalutin' image of himself as a giant in the field of Intellectual Property Law, our ignoramus deleted commenter was completely wrong about use of songs in political campaigns. This interesting document (from ASCAP!) explains why:

http://www.ascap.com/~/medi...

The short version: assuming The Donald got a license, he can still be sued for violating Neil Young's Right of Publicity, for breaking the Lanham Act (which deals with dilution of trademark) and for False Endorsement. So yeah, Neil can sue and should.

It surprises me that know-nothing, douchnozzle politicians keep getting caught in this trap. Maybe it's because their handlers are, themselves, know-nothing douchenozzles.

Edited to reflect the The Donald campaign's claim that they got a license. Assuming they did, it still didn't give The Donald the right to use it for commercial or political purposes.

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What the fuck is wrong with that Chia Pet(CP) that lives in The Donald's tupe? Okay, we know he's The Donald's brain & all, but come on, D. "Rockin' in the Free World?" How can the CP not get that this song is about him and his proto-fascist butt swagers? This Chia Pet thinks he can do anything and fuck everyone over if his desires so dictate. Buy Neil Young? Well at least we know with that Chia Pet peeking in & out of The Donald's preternatural nest for hair that we're going to have way too many funsies at debate time.

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Maybe it's because he's from Wisconsin, but something a little more German seems appropriate for Scotty: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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More like the meth lab behind his Koch-funded Think Tank, probably.

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I caught you knocking at my c'sino doorI love you baby, can you vote some more?Oooh, ooh, the damage done

I hit the city, bankrupt as plannedI watched the IRS take another manOoh, ooh, the damage done

I've seen the hairpiece and the damage doneA little part just in the back, such funAnd Donald Trump is like the setting sun

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I acquired this on the net...what about this for the Donald's theme song?

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I was listening to an interview with him and he said something along the lines that everyone thought he was a big druggie but he had never actually done drugs because his head was such a weird crazy mess without them.

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Even the translation works.

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Why can't Republicans stop stealing songs?

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