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or , more horrifyingly , their trusses are ...

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One Sunday morning, in the shadow of a steepleBy the relief office, I seen my people.As they stood hungry, I stood there wonderingWas this land made for you and me?

How quaint, a "relief office". Sam Brownback and his "fuck the poors" ilk are getting rid of that shit. If you aint making seven figures, what good are you?

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THANK YOU. I remember this so well the first time I saw it. Oh, the 90s.

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Meet the Beetles.

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One of my favorites along with "I Can't Dance ". The video still cracks me up.

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This is the greatest thing I've seen today. Thanks.

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The most hilarious bit is that Scientology's Great Leader, David Miscavige (pictured in the screenshot above) is five-foot-one-and-a-half and needs an apple-box to stand tall.

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That...is fucking...hilARious! Thank you so much.

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I really like their songs...they're so cute too.

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They're working on that.

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Because he's David Fucking Bowie.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Yep. It's collaboration with Nine Inch Nails.

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My best friend and I like to cruise thrift stores and hunt for bad Jesus music albums. (We don't buy 'em unless it's Little Marcy or one of the late Ms Tigner's competition.) The weird expressions, the bad clothing, the helmet hair... they're ALL like this. Sometimes worse. Far, far worse.

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I think we ALL wish they were in Dixie as well.

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Yes. Thank you for reminding us, you BASTARD.

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Apart from the delicious innuendo, you'd figure that the law of averages would dictate that at least one of those off-the-rack Sears suits would fit. But nope.

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