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bobbert's avatar

That was Argent, not Stryper.

bobbert's avatar

I think I may have been at that show.

proudgrampa the younger's avatar

It's got a beat, but you can't dance to it.

Misty Malarky Ying Yang's avatar

So . . . where are our HOT PIX of Kim Davis and The Pope in their SECRET PRIVATE MEETING, reportedly witnessed by HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of Peruvians?

Gayer Than Thou's avatar

If I were Emperor, things are looking pretty good for you if you are a 20-something college athlete. If you are a doughy right-wing pastor...? Not so much.

Gayer Than Thou's avatar

Needz moar "lift me up."

Gayer Than Thou's avatar

I need my porn to be more believable or it won't work for me. Breakfast later? As if!

Gayer Than Thou's avatar

Especially to that particular question. According to my friend, who may or may not sometimes find Chad What's-His-Name attractive in an embarrassing way.

The Molten Soul's avatar

I live by New Life, and it's getting so old.

The Molten Soul's avatar

It's my sincerely held right to watch Kirk try to act. And to mock him.

From Scranton With Love's avatar

At the very least, you could have stopped me from following suit.

Rick Hill's avatar

I'm pretty sure it was the middle show of the three at Philly in 95. They use this Visions in the Phil Zone disc. It was a pretty awesome run of shows.

YoBunnyBunny's avatar

"When did it become a rule to say your name out loud in school"

Oh shit! The times and places when I scream out the Heavenly One's name, they would totally say it's against the rules! Little jeezus-buggers are totally breaking the rules all wrong.

lesterthegiantape's avatar

That's basically Karl Rove's parents.

Tallmutha's avatar

They were pretty awful, but, some fun facts about David Gates, the frontman: 1) He produced the first two singles by Captain Beefheart; 2) He wrote a song or two that Frank Sinatra covered. When he sang them in concert, he'd introduce them by saying "This was written by a guy from a group called Bread. (Rubbing fingers together) Yeah, that's what it's all about baby... bread."

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I assume he outgrew his backwards baseball cap, yo.