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That was Argent, not Stryper.

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I think I may have been at that show.

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It's got a beat, but you can't dance to it.

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So . . . where are our HOT PIX of Kim Davis and The Pope in their SECRET PRIVATE MEETING, reportedly witnessed by HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of Peruvians?

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If I were Emperor, things are looking pretty good for you if you are a 20-something college athlete. If you are a doughy right-wing pastor...? Not so much.

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Needz moar "lift me up."

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I need my porn to be more believable or it won't work for me. Breakfast later? As if!

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Especially to that particular question. According to my friend, who may or may not sometimes find Chad What's-His-Name attractive in an embarrassing way.

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I live by New Life, and it's getting so old.

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It's my sincerely held right to watch Kirk try to act. And to mock him.

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At the very least, you could have stopped me from following suit.

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I'm pretty sure it was the middle show of the three at Philly in 95. They use this Visions in the Phil Zone disc. It was a pretty awesome run of shows.

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"When did it become a rule to say your name out loud in school"

Oh shit! The times and places when I scream out the Heavenly One's name, they would totally say it's against the rules! Little jeezus-buggers are totally breaking the rules all wrong.

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That's basically Karl Rove's parents.

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They were pretty awful, but, some fun facts about David Gates, the frontman: 1) He produced the first two singles by Captain Beefheart; 2) He wrote a song or two that Frank Sinatra covered. When he sang them in concert, he'd introduce them by saying "This was written by a guy from a group called Bread. (Rubbing fingers together) Yeah, that's what it's all about baby... bread."

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I assume he outgrew his backwards baseball cap, yo.

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