Unloved circus bear Sarah Palin has big plans to become President Queen of God's America soon, because not even a majority ofRepublicanscan tolerate her reality-teevee idiot antics, but in the meantime she needed to squeeze some more Hollywood Millions out of her favorite place, Hollywood. And that means a Sarah Palin TeeVee Show, on the basic-cable "how pizza works" channel for the obese & unemployed,
"That's why I say I, like every American I'm speaking with, were ill about this position that we have been put in where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health-care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy, helping the—it's got to be all about job creation, too, shoring up our economy and putting it back on the right track. So health-care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans. And trade, we've got to see trade as opportunity, not as a competitive, scary thing. But one in five jobs being created in the trade sector today, we've got to look at that as more opportunity. All those things under the umbrella of job creation. This bailout is a part of that."
<i>&quot;...The Democrat (sic) Party is the party of slavery and the KKK....&quot;</i>
Yeah, and the Republican Party is the party of Teddy Roosevelt, environmentalism, state parks, and just a greater role for the state in everything. You conservetards are hilarious. The party ideologies haven&#039;t budged in a hundred years, right? LMAO.
You could add Ronnie Ray Gun to that RINO list also, too, what with his big spending, galactic sized deficits and amnesty for illegals. But these retards don&#039;t care about consistency in their reasoning. They&#039;re ruled by their primitive limbic systems. They can&#039;t help it, in other words.
<i>&quot;The jackass wasn&#039;t actually talking in fast forward. It&#039;s a trick we humans can do with video.&quot;</i>
**sigh**
I might as well be trying to explain why the chicken crossed the road to you, since I doubt you could comprehend that joke either.
I have a new theory about why we hate this woman so much. Obviously its partially because she&#039;s so popular with a large number of people on her end of the political spectrum, but I think there&#039;s something else to it.
The thing that bothers me, personally, so much about her is that she&#039;s completely unwilling to engage directly with people outside her political affiliation. Since the 2008 election, when she was forced to occasionally answer questions from non-Fox reporters and debate Joe Biden, she&#039;ll only talk to friendly interviewers. Since she&#039;s no longer running for any office, she doesn&#039;t really need to. But she doesn&#039;t just go away and shut up, either. She can shoot as much criticism at whoever she wants, and never be questioned about the accuracy of the ad hominem attacks she makes, or the accuracy of claiming things like &quot;death panels&quot; are real, or just who is funding all these mysterious PACs that sponsor her speeches and vanish.
Breitbart. Is he the guy who inked his shorts when he realized he got <strike> doped</strike> duped by a video submission from one of his admirers?
Well things are looking up. I went to the bank to deposit my check and stopped off at the NH State Liquor store (truly a destination for the budget minded imbiber.). I have my whiskey ration, plus I picked two small bottles of Brookers. Yes, I&#039;m drinking at work. A friend of mine called me an alcoholic, but I corrected her. I think I&#039;m a drunk. Don&#039;t alcoholics go to meetings?
Anyway... I have turned on the liquor shield. Sarah can&#039;t hurt me now.
&quot;That&#039;s why I say I, like every American I&#039;m speaking with, were ill about this position that we have been put in where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health-care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy, helping the&mdash;it&#039;s got to be all about job creation, too, shoring up our economy and putting it back on the right track. So health-care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions and tax relief for Americans. And trade, we&#039;ve got to see trade as opportunity, not as a competitive, scary thing. But one in five jobs being created in the trade sector today, we&#039;ve got to look at that as more opportunity. All those things under the umbrella of job creation. This bailout is a part of that.&quot;
Yeah, that quote was pretty stupid, wasn&#039;t it? Guess who said it...
Sarah Palin.
Maybe they&#039;d be happier if he&#039;d go back to using a teleprompter.
Aw man, fuck all that. I thought we wuz commies lol.
<i>&quot;...The Democrat (sic) Party is the party of slavery and the KKK....&quot;</i>
Yeah, and the Republican Party is the party of Teddy Roosevelt, environmentalism, state parks, and just a greater role for the state in everything. You conservetards are hilarious. The party ideologies haven&#039;t budged in a hundred years, right? LMAO.
You could add Ronnie Ray Gun to that RINO list also, too, what with his big spending, galactic sized deficits and amnesty for illegals. But these retards don&#039;t care about consistency in their reasoning. They&#039;re ruled by their primitive limbic systems. They can&#039;t help it, in other words.
<i>&quot;The jackass wasn&#039;t actually talking in fast forward. It&#039;s a trick we humans can do with video.&quot;</i>
**sigh**
I might as well be trying to explain why the chicken crossed the road to you, since I doubt you could comprehend that joke either.
John McCain has a black baby. Pssst, spread the word.
Idiot? You just proved he was better than I already thought. Apparently he has the super-power to talk in fast-forward.
&quot;No boys go upstairs&quot;
What is she, 8?
I have a new theory about why we hate this woman so much. Obviously its partially because she&#039;s so popular with a large number of people on her end of the political spectrum, but I think there&#039;s something else to it.
The thing that bothers me, personally, so much about her is that she&#039;s completely unwilling to engage directly with people outside her political affiliation. Since the 2008 election, when she was forced to occasionally answer questions from non-Fox reporters and debate Joe Biden, she&#039;ll only talk to friendly interviewers. Since she&#039;s no longer running for any office, she doesn&#039;t really need to. But she doesn&#039;t just go away and shut up, either. She can shoot as much criticism at whoever she wants, and never be questioned about the accuracy of the ad hominem attacks she makes, or the accuracy of claiming things like &quot;death panels&quot; are real, or just who is funding all these mysterious PACs that sponsor her speeches and vanish.
(opens bag, looks inside) Out of Purina Troll Chow AGAIN! Quit feeding them! Remember, that makes them breed.
Breitbart. Is he the guy who inked his shorts when he realized he got <strike> doped</strike> duped by a video submission from one of his admirers?
Well things are looking up. I went to the bank to deposit my check and stopped off at the NH State Liquor store (truly a destination for the budget minded imbiber.). I have my whiskey ration, plus I picked two small bottles of Brookers. Yes, I&#039;m drinking at work. A friend of mine called me an alcoholic, but I corrected her. I think I&#039;m a drunk. Don&#039;t alcoholics go to meetings?
Anyway... I have turned on the liquor shield. Sarah can&#039;t hurt me now.
My oh my, Sarah; what a beige house you have.
and that&#039;s a damned good thing, b/c she is much more likely to wander around Alaska than occupy any political office, dumpy or no.