On Saturday, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer claimed that President Trump's recent speech to the CIA earned his boss "a five-minute standing ovation at the end in a display of their patriotism and their enthusiasm for his presidency." Here are some of the incredibly moving things that President Trump said in this
He speaks like they've heard him do on teevee, so it's comfortably familiar to them, sadly. And he doesn't have a heavy accent. I was recently in southeastern Kentucky and was driven to complain about one of the speakers at the event, "Someone needs to teach her that 'air' and 'our' are two different words."
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Would this make FAUXTUS a Doofphaine?
He speaks like they've heard him do on teevee, so it's comfortably familiar to them, sadly. And he doesn't have a heavy accent. I was recently in southeastern Kentucky and was driven to complain about one of the speakers at the event, "Someone needs to teach her that 'air' and 'our' are two different words."
I'm not crazy about Melania either, but there's no reason to punish her just because we're mad about a thing.
You like him now. Wait til he comes for your oil.
It's all part of FREEDOM!!11!!! And LIBERTY1!!!!11!!!!!!
ROFLMAO!
That 12 string is a battleship class guitar. Dreadnought be damned!!
You're right. And I wouldn't wish it on pee hookers either.
GWB looked more presidential wrestling with his pancho, because ... well because it was fucking raining!
They probably clapped for the pee video too. You know they've seen it. At least the double agents have.
That requirement will be cast aside in favor of FREEDOM!!!! and MAGA!!!!
It's doofae.
GHWB could talk when he wasn't washing down Ambien with scotch.
5 minute argument of Trump reduced to absurdity.
Besides Alex's comment, Wonkette is not an investigative journalism type blog. It gathers and distributes the news, cutting through the bullshit and explaining in lay terms exactly what the fuck is going on, then why it's good/bad/awful/hilarious as fuck/move to Canada now bad. Please enjoy.
He never told them to sit. They were already on their feet, so perhaps it was TECHNICALLY a standing ovation, but not INTENTIONALLY.