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RugzYaBurnt's avatar

Would this make FAUXTUS a Doofphaine?

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

He speaks like they've heard him do on teevee, so it's comfortably familiar to them, sadly. And he doesn't have a heavy accent. I was recently in southeastern Kentucky and was driven to complain about one of the speakers at the event, "Someone needs to teach her that 'air' and 'our' are two different words."

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I'm not crazy about Melania either, but there's no reason to punish her just because we're mad about a thing.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

You like him now. Wait til he comes for your oil.

mailman27's avatar

It's all part of FREEDOM!!11!!! And LIBERTY1!!!!11!!!!!!

mailman27's avatar

That 12 string is a battleship class guitar. Dreadnought be damned!!

coozledad's avatar

You're right. And I wouldn't wish it on pee hookers either.

Paperless Tiger's avatar

GWB looked more presidential wrestling with his pancho, because ... well because it was fucking raining!

Paperless Tiger's avatar

They probably clapped for the pee video too. You know they've seen it. At least the double agents have.

mailman27's avatar

That requirement will be cast aside in favor of FREEDOM!!!! and MAGA!!!!

Doloras Funkette's avatar

GHWB could talk when he wasn't washing down Ambien with scotch.

J M Mtz's avatar

5 minute argument of Trump reduced to absurdity.

HazooToo's avatar

Besides Alex's comment, Wonkette is not an investigative journalism type blog. It gathers and distributes the news, cutting through the bullshit and explaining in lay terms exactly what the fuck is going on, then why it's good/bad/awful/hilarious as fuck/move to Canada now bad. Please enjoy.

Zyxomma's avatar

He never told them to sit. They were already on their feet, so perhaps it was TECHNICALLY a standing ovation, but not INTENTIONALLY.