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Jesus! Look at the size of those hands!

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I think that An Outhouse for the Resistance means children the world over.

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Isn't nice that there's enough republican assholes to suit everyone's taste?

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I bet that if Drumpf heard Montenegro, he'd say "We're building a wall to keep out people from down there!"

Speaking of Ian McShane - whom I see in your avatar - I recently saw Mystery Science Theater 3000's presentation of Code Name: Diamond Head, in which McShane co-starred. My favorite of McShane's movies is If It's Tuesday This Must Be Belgium.

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Drumpf doesn't belong anywhere except in jail.

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I bet that a year or two ago, the talking pumpkin would've said "Maybe we should let Serbia have Montenegro back." Sure enough, he wouldn't hold such a position nowadays.

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The Attorney General's staff...was instructed not to list meetings with foreign dignitaries and their staff connected with his Senate activities.

"He could always claim Sollozzo was an informant he was meeting."--The Godfather

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Um, wait: That's a trick question, right?

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Um...A Idiots?

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And, as I noted in the thread about the Montana Battery Suspect, he has real money in a Russian indexed fund.

They *all* work for them. Here we go, my own personal Unified Conspiracy Theory: when the USSR collapsed, all of these Anti-Commie scum were ecstatic, and so "invested" in all the crooks who became billionaires (while the 95% of Russia was almost starving, having gotten zilch from privatization), and as Putin rose in power, he used that invested money to manipulate them.

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Oh my god that is actually painful.

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He did try to pull his alpha male hand yank, but Macron, being half his age and anticipating the yank, is stronger and determined ahead of time that he would NOT be the first to let go.

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There have to be melty chocolate covered pretzels involved too.

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"50 year old, bald, fat Jew?"

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Thanks Now I have Flem all over my monitor.

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Pee in his ear and it will flow out the other side.

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