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I'd like to take a visit to HIS world, actually. I'll even grow a goatee if I have to!

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I've only ever downfisted in error, and always felt tremendous guilt and shame about it. I tend to just ignore stuff I disagree with.

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We'd better stop talking about M-theory, or Michio Kaku will be contractually obligated to come and comment on it for an hour.

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Not necessarily. Remember his Blackberry wizardry; he could have been downfisting you while giving the speech!

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I know! He's always talking, and much of it is "socialist," but no one pays attention because it doesn't make good sound bites or blog headlines.

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NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD! But I be Barry would know exactly what you were talking about; he's such a nerd. It's one reason I love him!

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Julio the poolboy must have went back to visit the family in PR this week.

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Lessee...Barry is an Eladrin Wizard, Level 10?

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Never happen. It would take away valuable camera time.

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whoa whoa mara liasson is saying he eviscerated paul ryan.

can that be good?

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If I get downfisted while he's speaking, I can cross him off my list of suspects.

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I have an idea too: A refrigerator door that opens automatically whenever I pause my DVR.

How about: Men over 65 get TWO votes, to make up for the ones they won't get to cast when the womenfolk outlive them.

It took 100 years to get addicted to oil. How fast can we get addicted to its replacement?

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I just read the text of the speech. Really, really good. He even had a few good zingers! Favreau must have stopped banging that cardboard Hillary and focused this weekend.

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