Maryland congresswoman Donna Edwards apparently really likes the White Stripes. They are okay, we agree! But she also has the Magic Power of being able to understand whatever Jack White is wailing about: Or, she just went to alllyrics.com or something. Also, you may be thinking, "Well she knows about the White Stripes because she's like 25 years old," but no, she is a liberal lawyer and former space scientist and she's 52! Anyway, hooray for
Please go on.
I'm kind of impressed.
meg white kinda weirds me out.
but in a good way.
If photos exist of the bus incident, please destroy them before your Wonkette colleagues become subject to sex offender registration requirements.
I gotta say I enjoyed the story, though.