America, this is just a guess, but it's probably not a good idea to make Obama angry. "We're gonna need a new vein!" — Obama's face of death . This whole photo is pretty much the greatest picture of the century so far. Joe Biden is like, "Murhp?" And Hillary Clinton is like, "OMG!" (This is the caption that will be appear in history books, because history is written by the winners: teenagers who are popular.)
On Saturday night I formulated a plan to win Michelle Obama's heart.
Step 1: Become a professional comedian and get hired for the White House Press Corp dinner where I get to sit next to MO. Step 2 : While the POTUS is cracking wise at the podium, convince MO she should become Mrs. Just Pixelz.
After seeing Obama's expression in this photo my new plan is to stay home and watch teevee.
I have to say, given the many disappointments Barry has served up, I have to admire him. I was listening to a pretty detailed report on NPR this evening and even though they had as solid of intelligence they could have, they still didn't know if OBL was actually there. If this picture is any indication, he seems to take ordering people into harm's way seriously.
That's what Hillary just noticed.
Obama: "I had a feeling you'd show up. Come on in!"
I agree, I personally love the sound of a good Motherfucker dropped from a lovely lady's lips
On Saturday night I formulated a plan to win Michelle Obama's heart.
Step 1: Become a professional comedian and get hired for the White House Press Corp dinner where I get to sit next to MO. Step 2 : While the POTUS is cracking wise at the podium, convince MO she should become Mrs. Just Pixelz.
After seeing Obama's expression in this photo my new plan is to stay home and watch teevee.
Or "Modern Warfare"
It's Y-B-Y-X-Y-Y.
How about a fucking blazer for God's sake if you know a) there's a camera and b) it might be a little historic?
or "Don't.fuck.with.me"
They're spread out like guys at the urinals. Can't stand next to another dude 'cuz that would be gay.
Actually, that's pretty close to my "Oh fuck, constipated again" face.
I loved that game.
I have to say, given the many disappointments Barry has served up, I have to admire him. I was listening to a pretty detailed report on NPR this evening and even though they had as solid of intelligence they could have, they still didn't know if OBL was actually there. If this picture is any indication, he seems to take ordering people into harm's way seriously.
That look is what Tony Montana sees in his nightmares, a scary serious fucking "It's about to go down" look.
Hey, man rules is man rules, dawg! You should never get within arm's reach of another dude's dick, cuz you never know. ..
yeah, but did he cut taxes yet?
How can you tell?