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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I only come here for the interviews.

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"If You're Gonna Ride My Ass, You Can At Least Pull My Hair" passed with unanimous, bipartisan consent.

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I imagine it gets really tense when they get the check and try to divide it up. Ted Cruz, who had a steak, wants to divvy it evenly between everyone, while Lindsay Graham, who had a salad, doesn't think it's fair he should have to pay as much as Cruz.

mfp-6s,7s,9s's avatar

always on the fence, playing coy and CYA, these two....fuck them, the fence posts are up their asses

mfp-6s,7s,9s's avatar

sheeeiiit....roy blunt can barely think it through to get his dick out his pants for his morning piss

mfp-6s,7s,9s's avatar

that link^^...duh....and, it goes on my Fb page every day for the next fucking year....read it n weep, trumpdumbfuckers

willi0000000's avatar

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ahem . . . it's Dihydrogen Monoxide.

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willi0000000's avatar

they don't want credit . . . they want cash!

hornheat,  IronGoddessOfMercy's avatar

While we're on the subject of Brak, here's my favorite:

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

hornheat,  IronGoddessOfMercy's avatar

This is exactly the type of thing I'm terrified of. Really terrified. I hope the Pentagon has something in place (like what they did to Nixon) that no one was to obey an order from the president to push the button, unless they got confirmation from two others (I forget who, and I probably butchered this, but hey, #facts are whatever you make them.)

cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

I hate these stupid nicknamish gimmicky phrases like "skinny repeal" and how quickly they are picked up and spread, like a seriously infectious disease.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

They can't even do "skinny repeal" without trying to cram in their pet issues like defunding PP (which the parliamentarian already said violates the Byrd Rule) and apparently also looking to adding the reg flexibility that was in the BRCA.

https://twitter.com/dylanls...

Feeling Groovy's avatar

To paraphrase EB White, that's some pigheadedness.

Feeling Groovy's avatar

Damn. I overlooked willful ignorance as an excuse!