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I only come here for the interviews.

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"If You're Gonna Ride My Ass, You Can At Least Pull My Hair" passed with unanimous, bipartisan consent.

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I imagine it gets really tense when they get the check and try to divide it up. Ted Cruz, who had a steak, wants to divvy it evenly between everyone, while Lindsay Graham, who had a salad, doesn't think it's fair he should have to pay as much as Cruz.

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always on the fence, playing coy and CYA, these two....fuck them, the fence posts are up their asses

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sheeeiiit....roy blunt can barely think it through to get his dick out his pants for his morning piss

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that link^^...duh....and, it goes on my Fb page every day for the next fucking year....read it n weep, trumpdumbfuckers

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ahem . . . it's Dihydrogen Monoxide.

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they don't want credit . . . they want cash!

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While we're on the subject of Brak, here's my favorite:

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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This is exactly the type of thing I'm terrified of. Really terrified. I hope the Pentagon has something in place (like what they did to Nixon) that no one was to obey an order from the president to push the button, unless they got confirmation from two others (I forget who, and I probably butchered this, but hey, #facts are whatever you make them.)

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oops

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I hate these stupid nicknamish gimmicky phrases like "skinny repeal" and how quickly they are picked up and spread, like a seriously infectious disease.

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They can't even do "skinny repeal" without trying to cram in their pet issues like defunding PP (which the parliamentarian already said violates the Byrd Rule) and apparently also looking to adding the reg flexibility that was in the BRCA.

https://twitter.com/dylanls...

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To paraphrase EB White, that's some pigheadedness.

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Damn. I overlooked willful ignorance as an excuse!

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Damn well better.

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