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LaylaOhGee's avatar

I think the commercials should be nothing but "one weird trick" commercials.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Yep - they were prepared in advance. This was not your garden-variety workplace mayhem - no matter what misogynistic rules you might live by, you don't invite your wife to go postal with you.

It does look like they expected to just drive home and carry on... which might have worked if he hadn't been recognized. I'm thinking that one of them got all Jihad-y for the usual (incomprehensible, baffling) reasons, and talked the other into going along.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Needz moar thoughts and prayers? Didn't think so.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Clearly part of the plan to take away the wingnuts' guns.

H0mer0's avatar

more like DERPolini, (nyuk nyuk)

(seriously though, I realized he was looking away from the photographer so that might have given the impression of a gap-toothed upper set of dentition, and a cross-eyed gaze, but I hide behind my anonymity.)

Lord-Nash's avatar

I can't even snark, and for once that's a good thing!

Wendel's avatar

Breaking News: San Bernardino still in shock. All victims were saints. Mosque folks deny responsibility!

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Speculating in the pursuit of dick jokes is no vice

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Step aside everyone, Infowars is on this. Are you ready for this little truth bomb?

It was a false flag.

http://www.infowars.com/was...

and even better, http://www.naturalnews.com/...

ahughes798's avatar

Except for the pipe bombs. Cops take a dim view of pipe bombs made by anyone. But as far as the guns go, Fuck Yeah, Murrica!

Mark in the IE's avatar

The inspectors cited a restaurant for temporarily blocking a hand wash area when a delivery was received at lunch time and the outside of the sanitation buckets were dirty. Chipotle was graded a B and fined because an employee, being observed by an inspector, inadvertently adjusted his cap during food prep. As with many grading systems, an A can be earned with a 90% score.

CindyinEncinitas's avatar

Thank you for being nice.

ahughes798's avatar

It's why the middle finger on my left hand is permanently extended.

lovelydestruction's avatar

That's an on-point dick joke you got there.

thewitchqueen74's avatar

I emailed you. Thank you for being kind and caring :)