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This is ridiculous. Where the f is ot.

It's becoming onerous to search for ot and bad enough when you finally find it, often not on the last post but it's particularly irritating when it doesnt seem to be announced anywhere.

Maybe put it in the heading?

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Remember when we used to fear that Tiny D was Trump but smarter?

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A walking sphincter like Rick Scott(!) is playing nice with Biden?

Did it also start to rain frogs, and dogs and cats started applying for marriage licenses...?

Just when I think I've gotten used to the world flipping on its axis, it does it AGAIN in a completely different way....

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I’m still trying to figure out why DeSantis isn’t more popular among the fascist set (i.e. the Republican Party). He’s done more to advance bigotry during his term as Florida dictator and with greater success than PAB ever did during his time in the Oval Office, yet he’s lagging in the polls.

I don’t get it. Then again, I’m more of an ideological voter and don’t give a shit about nonsense like “charisma” and “electability,” so…

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normal mammal? more like hagfish on account of how much slime he produces in a very short time.

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That’s pretty bad when known garbage human and social safety net hater Rick Scott actually makes you look WAY WORSE. I mean, that’s not easy.

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To know Ron is to loathe Ron

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Bet your sweet arse that if it were Trump showing that he gave a shit about Floridians post-hurricane* DeSantis would have been tripping over himself to meet with him. Instead, we get to see what a small, petty man DeSantis is.

*As if that would even happen. Trump’s first and only concern about Florida after a hurricane would be if his trash palace could make money off the disaster.

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Who in hell names their kid Cord Byrd? Or Bird Cord? Or anything like that?

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He is just trying to avoid the "Hug of Death" like what Obama gave Christie, that's why the coward ducked.

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𝘏𝘦’𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘕𝘪𝘬𝘬𝘪 𝘏𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘺, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥 “𝘳𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳 𝘶𝘱 𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘬𝘴” 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯.

Actually, I haven't noticed any of them attacking DeSantis much at all. With the exception of one or two cracks by Vivisect, they all left him pretty much alone during the debate, as he did them. I haven't seen much in the way of attacks on him afterward by the other candidates, either. I wonder what's behind that -- maybe it's a simple case of "I'll leave you alone if you leave me alone"? And I wonder if, and when, it's going to change.

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New nickname for De Fascist: Puddin' Boots.

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He needs more security arrangements than the President of the United States? Boy, please. Take those trash boots someplace else.

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ron DeKlantis: Proof that many Americans prefer their fascism to be much less overt.

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I've been doing some research and I'm suspecting that The Party of Leopards Eating People's Faces and The Party of People Punching Themselves in the Dick have a lot of overlap. Might make a diagram of some sort to illustrate.

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Lately, there has been a lot of MSM talk of the need for both sides to seek some sort of civil discourse, avoiding the contentious rhetoric, etc. Somehow, Ron's no-show wasn't mentioned but it spoke volumes about the willingness of the repubs to do this.

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