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Well if everyone else is voting illegally the only way to make things fair and balanced is to vote often.

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With voter participation in this country hovering at around 48%, and campaigns consisting of little more than candidates and PACs running ads that turn off more voters than they inspire, and states doing everything they can to prevent as many people from voting as possible, I'm amazed anyone is worrying about voter fraud. Honey, when almost nobody's voting, maybe we should celebrate those who are so eager to participate they'll do it twice.

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Don't American Idol and Survivor let you vote like twenty times? If you want to show you really care about who wins, once is not enough.

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I had no ideal Colorado has so many dead bodies just laying in the street. Where I live they actually investigate and determine how someone died, but maybe that is too scientific for some.

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Whoa, smoking gun! Buddy Holly confesses to voting while dead!

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What's the frequency, Kenneth?

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Anyone want to wager how long until SMOTI links to this article to prove that librals are REAL VOTE FRAUDERS!!

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ENGLISH please, NOT Canadian.

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I'm going to show up sneezing and coughing at all the conservative voting places.

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Betty? Betsy?

Sure, you'll have to prove that you're at least 70 years old if you want to use either one of these, but still.

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People may hear your words, but they feel your amplitude.

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"Stay on the bomb run, boys! I'm gonna get them doors open if it harelips ever'body on Bear Creek!"

<i>We'll meet again, Don't know where, don't know when, But I know we'll meet again, some <b>sunny day...</b></i>

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这是一个菲尔莫尔是不是?极具未来感。我喜欢的鳍。

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