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These performances for the audience of one are juvenile and insulting. Keep doing them, the toadies look somehw even more craven and unfit for their titles.

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Kash’s angry defensiveness when asked about his drinking is fucking classic alcoholic defensiveness. Ask me how I know.

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NPR Morning Edition (Mon): WKRP is officially living on the air in Cincinnati. The radio station known as The Oasis rebranded last week. Here's actor Gary Sandy announcing the switch on the air.

GARY SANDY: On the TV show, the general manager was a little incompetent. The sales manager was sleazy. The DJs were of questionable character, and the women were beautiful. This is the real WKRP radio, a tribute to the TV show. The manager is competent. The sales department has integrity and the DJs are of questionable character, and the women are beautiful. Thanks for listening...

NPR: Jeff Ziesmann is general manager of the new WKRP in Cincinnati.

JEFF ZIESMANN: We thought, well, you know, maybe it's high time after 45-plus years that someone actually went ahead and did this and brought these call letters to their home.

NPR: Like the one in the TV show, the real WKRP is also an adult hit station. It features music from the '60s to the '80s. It serves Dayton and northern Kentucky, along with Cincinnati, but beyond the location and genre, Ziesmann says the similarities end there.

ZIESMANN: Our stations can't be a parody of the television show. It's more of just sort of a nod in the form of a tribute to the history of it.

NPR: But for fans of the show, do not worry. Ziesmann says they will do some kind of promotion around turkeys this Thanksgiving, except live birds will not be dropped from helicopters.

https://www.npr.org/transcripts/nx-s1-5811816

Ward From Cali's avatar

They need to install an old-school turntable, just so they can do a big record scratch for the format change. "Boogers!"

Bitter Scribe's avatar

That show was great. I'm not sure what the point of that radio station is.

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Singer Ritchie Valens was born on this day in 1941. Here he is with "Come On Let's Go":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PRvejWMWl4

And from the movie Go, Johnny, Go!, here's Ritchie playing "Ooh My Head" with an intro by Chuck Berry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImP7QsuaOCU

Mysterysurf's avatar

It totally is and has been since it was posted at 4:20 pm.

gallbladder's avatar

Most every thread is.

gallbladder's avatar

I'm hedging long on tomato futures in after-hours trading as I am fairly certain that fuckface will bugger-up lunch with Xi.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

We'll be lucky if he hasn't traded this whole fucking country for a handful of magic bean sprouts by dinnertime.

gallbladder's avatar

Or started WWIII.

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

Somebody should cut Trump's ketchup with some ghost pepper sauce.

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Oh, what I would give to have a sneak peek at the fortune cookies that will be served at the obligatory state dinner.

gallbladder's avatar

Trump's will contain a blank slip of paper.

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I'm hedging long on melamine-enhanced milk, as I am fairly certain that fuckface will accept anything as long as it harms Americans.

gallbladder's avatar

I think we'll both come out ahead to the detriment of all.

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

America went to war against Iran in order for Isreal to take over Lebanon.

(It's as good an explanation as any other.) . . .

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What does Trump get in return? Gaza?

eppe's avatar

Looks like clear sailing ahead for Israel then. Right?

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Burn it to the ground.

𝗠𝗲𝘁𝗮 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗳𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗺 𝗮𝗱𝘀, 𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘆 𝗹𝗮𝘄𝘀𝘂𝗶𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗲𝘀

𝘊𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘥𝘰𝘤𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘙𝘦𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘴 $7𝘣𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘶𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘴𝘰-𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 “𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩-𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘬” 𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘮 𝘢𝘥𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘶𝘥𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵.

𝘙𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘥 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘶𝘥𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘦𝘴, 𝘔𝘦𝘵𝘢 𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 “𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘴” 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘮 𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘦𝘧𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/may/13/meta-scam-ads-california-lawsuit

Ward From Cali's avatar

Not a bit surprising.

Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

But of course they blocked anything cannabis related.

Kay Ducky's avatar

Oh, please, sleep window, come soon and stick around for a while. Make the blahs stop, and the shitty men go away.

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𝗥𝗲𝗽𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗜𝗿𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗮𝗿 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘄𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝗲𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗮𝘀 𝗠𝘂𝗿𝗸𝗼𝘄𝘀𝗸𝗶 𝗳𝗹𝗶𝗽𝘀

https://apnews.com/article/iran-war-congress-lisa-murkowski-3efd8b6bc1834a66eca8526a0a9b3ffe

Senate Republicans on Wednesday again blocked Democratic legislation that would halt President Donald Trump’s war with Iran, but the number of GOP senators voting against the war grew.

Republican Sen. Lisa Murkowski of Alaska voted against the war for the first time since it began at the end of February. Two other Republicans, Sens. Susan Collins of Maine and Rand Paul of Kentucky, also voted against the war, as they had done previously.

The war powers legislation ultimately failed to advance 49-50, with Sen. John Fetterman of Pennsylvania the only Democrat to oppose it

Kay Ducky's avatar

Fetterman looks like a walking CPAP machine. Also, he sucks so much.

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

I'd bet his entire neighborhood can't sleep when he sleeps.

Lefty Frizzell's avatar

As I commented this morning - it's astounding that a lush like Patel apparently doesn't know that margaritas are not clear and don't have cherries, and a bit surprising that Bukele was to cheap to plant real margaritas.

And beyond astounding that the MSM failed to mention how sloppy the setup was. Can journalists of all people claim to not know what a margarita looks like?

GrannysKnitting's avatar

it makes for a better story if they pretend they don't

ciaobella's avatar

He should have asked Kash to take a heavy-drinker blood test like CDT.

https://www.walkinlab.com/products/view/carbohydrate-deficient-transferrin-cdt-blood-test

That’ll show that you’ve been hitting the bottle hard even if you dry up for a

day for a BAC test.

TerseNurse's avatar

throw in a LFT (liver function test) too, just for the heck of it

GrannysKnitting's avatar

This is a guy that is so far out of his depth that he is drinking to mask it, which is really sad (addiction is a terrible thing no matter who is suffering from it imo) - what is worse is that there doesn't seem to be anyone there who wants to help him (not even family)

Dirty Work's avatar

Kash. You are demonstativley not fuckin white.

Call Student Movers.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

The white isn't going to rub off with proximity the same way I didn't get any Blacker by marrying a Black man.

Dirty Work's avatar

Legend has it that upon my birth a black baby was born at the same time. His mamma's nipples were so enormous my mother had to feed the both of us. Jus sayin ..

I can dance.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

I can't dance for shit. Picture newborn deer only worse. I can, however, separate out 1/16" wide gesneriad or Begonia seedlings for hours and have fun doing it.

Dirty Work's avatar

Why do you give me homework?

helenasgarden's avatar

You are a winner, sir.

Oy!'s avatar

Would KA$H MONEY pass a lie detector test after he completes his "Alcohol Use Disorders Identification Test"?

Dirty Work's avatar

MoFo could point to the giraffe and I'd be reassured.

Hamilton & The Crew 👉NO👑S👈's avatar

I couldn't process that shit video until the Smoking Lamp lit up + one hour. Kash = Kaka.

ciaobella's avatar

If this isn’t literal contempt of Congress, I don’t know what is.

GrannysKnitting's avatar

its flat out contempt for everyone and everything, which is an addicts issue

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Laws, Shmaws. Rules, shmules.

eppe's avatar

It is literal contempt of all sane people. And that's just for starters.