Earlier this week, the Heritage Foundation's political activist arm, Heritage Action, actually gave some sound advice to GOP congressional leadership: "Don't legislate," Heritage Action said. We paraphrase: "Just go on ahead and stir up stupid asinine scandals about nothing, you are way better at that stuff." And for once, your Wonkette wants to go on record as agreeing with Heritage Action. This is because the GOP is not very good at legislating anything other than
I'll go one step further: I want them to stop occupying their jobs.
Just don't be casting any aspersions on his asparagus, I tells ya...
And while you’re doing a whole lot of nothing don’t forget to throw in a few more Obamacare repeals.
Meanwhile, can we pay them with food stamps?
Oh. A tax scam. Wotta surprise.
I'm shocked, shocked to find ... haha. No, I'm not.