Wrist watches? What is wrong with you kids on my lawn? I am sick and goddamn tired of students asking "how much time have we got?" in tests. They don't have watches because their phones tell the time, but THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE THEIR PHONES OUT IN THE CLASSROOM. Ahem. Caps off. Seriously, any of my students reading this, if you get nervous about time left, buy a watch. For $10, you can get something that keeps time better than the finest product of an anarchist watchmaker from the Jura Federation. And I won't strangle you.
Oh good, the <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/490325\/put-some-food-on-your-family-with-aunt-wonkettes-real-cranberry-business" target="_blank"> cranberry recipe</a>. This is good; we&#039;ve been using one much like it for years and all the sauce is eaten. All. As for the weirdos at Heritage, well ...
You misspelled &quot;Love&quot;.
My interpretation: the super-fatso Teabaggers won&#039;t be signing up for Obamacare, so, they won&#039;t be in the doctor&#039;s office.
That <i>is</i> funny, Heritage Foundation!
Wrist watches? What is wrong with you kids on my lawn? I am sick and goddamn tired of students asking &quot;how much time have we got?&quot; in tests. They don&#039;t have watches because their phones tell the time, but THEY&#039;RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE THEIR PHONES OUT IN THE CLASSROOM. Ahem. Caps off. Seriously, any of my students reading this, if you get nervous about time left, buy a watch. For $10, you can get something that keeps time better than the finest product of an anarchist watchmaker from the Jura Federation. And I won&#039;t strangle you.
Conservatives are a lot better at free-form non sequitur humor. See: policy statements, party platforms.
It is second only to their Dadaist performance art, which is Hi-Larious. See: 2012 Republican primary debates, Mitt Romney, Fox News.
Did you really? Awesome.
What&#039;s &quot;Thanksgiving&quot;? Don&#039;t you mean Black Friday Eve?
the Santorum seat
They sure are a bunch of petty SOBs
Oh good, the <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/490325\/put-some-food-on-your-family-with-aunt-wonkettes-real-cranberry-business" target="_blank"> cranberry recipe</a>. This is good; we&#039;ve been using one much like it for years and all the sauce is eaten. All. As for the weirdos at Heritage, well ...
not as good as new Pope
I should write greeting cards.
Rosed are red Thanksgiving is here May you and your ilk Jump off a short pier.