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Mahousu's avatar

We had to destroy the village in order to, uh, destroy it.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That's of no concern . . . the problem is that the replacement is stuck on the other side of the danged fence.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Clean my pool, or starve. Your choice, because this is a free country."

fuflans's avatar

i was having this very reaction.

unspeakable.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Don't we already have an April Fools Day for them?

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Programs! Programs here! Can't tell one scandal from another without a Program!

Shypixel's avatar

When will these fuckers sacrifice anything that they actually like?

Is it really a sacrifice if you already want it gone, even thought you thunked it up in the first place?

TO THE DICTIONARY!

Shypixel's avatar

<blockquote>Sometimes the Tree of Liberty must be fed with the corpses of uninsured children, because freedom.</blockquote>

Just posted that line to all my social medias. DID CREDIT WONKETTE! DO NOT SUE!

PsycWench's avatar

<i>Politics always, ALWAYS trumps policy.</i> I'm sure that is above a lot of doorways in Republican gathering places.

PsycWench's avatar

This effort may reach an end when the Heritage Foundation members realizes that dead people can't clean pools.

PubOption's avatar

A hefty bonus, if you are an insurance executive!

Shypixel's avatar

OT: Raggedy Ann is still a thing? Or is this stock photo really old, and that girl is already feeding the tree of liberty?