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We had to destroy the village in order to, uh, destroy it.

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Frank Sinatra Jr.?

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That's of no concern . . . the problem is that the replacement is stuck on the other side of the danged fence.

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"Clean my pool, or starve. Your choice, because this is a free country."

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Brad Paisley?

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i was having this very reaction.

unspeakable.

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Don't we already have an April Fools Day for them?

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Programs! Programs here! Can't tell one scandal from another without a Program!

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When will these fuckers sacrifice anything that they actually like?

Is it really a sacrifice if you already want it gone, even thought you thunked it up in the first place?

TO THE DICTIONARY!

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<blockquote>Sometimes the Tree of Liberty must be fed with the corpses of uninsured children, because freedom.</blockquote>

Just posted that line to all my social medias. DID CREDIT WONKETTE! DO NOT SUE!

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<i>Politics always, ALWAYS trumps policy.</i> I'm sure that is above a lot of doorways in Republican gathering places.

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This effort may reach an end when the Heritage Foundation members realizes that dead people can't clean pools.

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A hefty bonus, if you are an insurance executive!

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OT: Raggedy Ann is still a thing? Or is this stock photo really old, and that girl is already feeding the tree of liberty?

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