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The Quirk's avatar

How about "This Year's Alan Keyes"?

The Quirk's avatar

Naw, "epithets" are things you write on a tombstone, which Cain's career desperately needs.

The Quirk's avatar

Reading longer bills makes her lips hurt.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Yes, according to the right wing nutz only Progressives play The Race Card.

However, it is become clear Mr. Cain isn't playing with a full deck.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Cain said, “I am only going to allow small bills..."

Hey, Herman! These days that's all we have left!

fuflans's avatar

i have nothing to add as you people are brilliant.

except i could eat pizza for 12 meals a week and i wouldn't touch godfather's pizza. or domino's for that matter.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

All of those toppings better be supported by farm subsidies.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

With the Koch's hands up his ass we might need to start calling him Aunt Jemima.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

I always get nervous when conservatives laugh. There is a reason why there is no right wing equivalent of Jon Stewart, even if Glenn Beck tried really hard in that arena for some time.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Translating the term "Under Fire" and "Race Joke" from tabloid wankery to English:

"Jon Stewart Suffers Hyperventilating Criticism for Herman Cain Short Bill Dumb Quote"

PsycWench's avatar

Or for those longer bills, we could have pamphlets,

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

And even the word "attacked" is getting pretty close to Hannitized hyperbole.

It was at best mild mockery, hardly worth the million-dollar FOX propaganda programming time spent on it, wasting valuable teatard-hypnotizing resources when they could be inventing some other yellow journalism "scandals" against real targets, like Obama, Soros, or ACORN.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The takeaway here, I guess, is that <i>everything</i> Herman Cain says, at any time, is actually a joke.

fuflans's avatar

and he doesn't do satirical wit.