Deep dish fan Herman Cain is very offended that anybody would take some ludicrous words he said at face value, which is something only racists do. Teevee comedian Jon Stewart made fun of a weird, pointless thing Herman Cain said about how he will not allow bills longer than three pages through Congress. Cain said, "I am only going to allow small bills — three pages. You’ll have time to read that one over the dinner table." Stewart made fun of this inane statement, prompting Cain
I always get nervous when conservatives laugh. There is a reason why there is no right wing equivalent of Jon Stewart, even if Glenn Beck tried really hard in that arena for some time.
And even the word "attacked" is getting pretty close to Hannitized hyperbole.
It was at best mild mockery, hardly worth the million-dollar FOX propaganda programming time spent on it, wasting valuable teatard-hypnotizing resources when they could be inventing some other yellow journalism "scandals" against real targets, like Obama, Soros, or ACORN.
How about "This Year's Alan Keyes"?
Naw, "epithets" are things you write on a tombstone, which Cain's career desperately needs.
Reading longer bills makes her lips hurt.
Makes shitty pizza?
Yes, according to the right wing nutz only Progressives play The Race Card.
However, it is become clear Mr. Cain isn't playing with a full deck.
Cain said, “I am only going to allow small bills..."
Hey, Herman! These days that's all we have left!
i have nothing to add as you people are brilliant.
except i could eat pizza for 12 meals a week and i wouldn't touch godfather's pizza. or domino's for that matter.
All of those toppings better be supported by farm subsidies.
With the Koch's hands up his ass we might need to start calling him Aunt Jemima.
I always get nervous when conservatives laugh. There is a reason why there is no right wing equivalent of Jon Stewart, even if Glenn Beck tried really hard in that arena for some time.
Translating the term "Under Fire" and "Race Joke" from tabloid wankery to English:
"Jon Stewart Suffers Hyperventilating Criticism for Herman Cain Short Bill Dumb Quote"
Or for those longer bills, we could have pamphlets,
And even the word "attacked" is getting pretty close to Hannitized hyperbole.
It was at best mild mockery, hardly worth the million-dollar FOX propaganda programming time spent on it, wasting valuable teatard-hypnotizing resources when they could be inventing some other yellow journalism "scandals" against real targets, like Obama, Soros, or ACORN.
Kidnappers?
The takeaway here, I guess, is that <i>everything</i> Herman Cain says, at any time, is actually a joke.
and he doesn&#039;t do satirical wit.