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The Quirk's avatar

How about "This Year's Alan Keyes"?

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The Quirk's avatar

Naw, "epithets" are things you write on a tombstone, which Cain's career desperately needs.

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The Quirk's avatar

Reading longer bills makes her lips hurt.

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The Quirk's avatar

Makes shitty pizza?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Yes, according to the right wing nutz only Progressives play The Race Card.

However, it is become clear Mr. Cain isn't playing with a full deck.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Cain said, “I am only going to allow small bills..."

Hey, Herman! These days that's all we have left!

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fuflans's avatar

i have nothing to add as you people are brilliant.

except i could eat pizza for 12 meals a week and i wouldn't touch godfather's pizza. or domino's for that matter.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

All of those toppings better be supported by farm subsidies.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

With the Koch's hands up his ass we might need to start calling him Aunt Jemima.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

I always get nervous when conservatives laugh. There is a reason why there is no right wing equivalent of Jon Stewart, even if Glenn Beck tried really hard in that arena for some time.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Translating the term "Under Fire" and "Race Joke" from tabloid wankery to English:

"Jon Stewart Suffers Hyperventilating Criticism for Herman Cain Short Bill Dumb Quote"

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PsycWench's avatar

Or for those longer bills, we could have pamphlets,

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

And even the word "attacked" is getting pretty close to Hannitized hyperbole.

It was at best mild mockery, hardly worth the million-dollar FOX propaganda programming time spent on it, wasting valuable teatard-hypnotizing resources when they could be inventing some other yellow journalism "scandals" against real targets, like Obama, Soros, or ACORN.

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PsycWench's avatar

Kidnappers?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The takeaway here, I guess, is that <i>everything</i> Herman Cain says, at any time, is actually a joke.

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fuflans's avatar

and he doesn't do satirical wit.

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