Herman Cain knows how to turn America into a vast nation of slobs who eat shitty take-out pizza (paid for with Social Security disability checks and Food Stamps) seven times a week. Why won't Republicans make him the new president? Well for one thing, Herman Cain has a gang of radical homosexuals running his campaign. And Cain has been caught trying to cover up this gayness, probably because Karl Rove spread the word because if anyone knows where the GOP's many powerful closeted homosexuals are hidden, it's Karl Rove. (We're just guessing here, based on
It's good thing he didn't work for Perry cause they would have executed him or Bachmann cause they would have tried to cure him with prayer and one on one counseling with Marcus. I suppose that leaves Santorum.
I wonder if Achewood's character Rod Huggins is a riff on that director's name?
these fucking people.
He should, after all, it is a choice.
As did Caligula.
Copy-and-paste it out of whatever Google gives you for "musical notes code."
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"Hey, I'm Herman. I'm here to deliver your pizza."
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Our exclusive Dopler Weather Gaydar is showing a fast-moving cell of glitter and froth approaching Cain 2012 Headquarters.
<i>Herman Cain = Gay!</i>
Herman Cain: &quot;Does everything have to be about being gay with you people?&quot;
Us People: [Nod]
It&#039;s good thing he didn&#039;t work for Perry cause they would have executed him or Bachmann cause they would have tried to cure him with prayer and one on one counseling with Marcus. I suppose that leaves Santorum.