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PubOption's avatar

'I don't know what I want, but I know how to get it...'. A remarkable prediction of the state of politics in 2011.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

You're right of course. The argument has been made that BO is not a real "black man" because his ancestors weren't slaves. So yah...Cain will be the first black president.

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fuflans's avatar

you know baggers have already done so goddamn much damage to this country, i can't even snark about this.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

That GNoP website has a minimum $5 donation.

That's $4.99 more than I had in mind.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

This will continue until we we a black, koran burning, civil rights busting, drowning government in a bath tube, man in the white house. This will be true racial transcendence since it won't matter what color you war as long as you follow the directions of the Kochs. On the positive side, this anti-Christ might not have been born yet.

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fuflans's avatar

we are all valuable and fragile beings and should be recognized for our contributions no matter how small.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Herman who? Unless it involves a Kardashian or contestants on The Bachelor, I'd venture the majority of the American public could care less about this sort of news.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

It was fixed. Herman handed out free pizza and got the people to vote before the stomache cramps kicked in.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Bachmann got 9%. That means she believes she is still relevant. T-Paw only got 1%. Oh well, I guess your splendid governance of the land of 10,000 lakes was confirmed by a conference of peers to be a complete f**king disaster.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

If this was the <i>summit</i>....

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Heh, race. I get it.

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