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As opposed to our military troops who use fake guns and fake bullets? Those guys are so gay! Oh, wait...

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Gooper crowds cheer for death under any circumstances-- lack of insurance, executions -- and death for Browns made it even more attractive.

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GOPtards in Congress will make damn sure it's <i>at least</i> 9% come next November. Question is, will the voters figure it out?

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Soon as Romney gets the nomination, whether Goopers like him or not.

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We should just annex everything down to the middle of Panama, and get our moat back.

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eg: "The bombing begins in five minutes."

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Know who ELSE compared his girlfriend to Eva Braun?

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*sings* "Don't whiz on the electric fence". Funny how things stay w/ you.

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"Learn the words"

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

He's the dumbass motherfucker by which other dumbass motherfuckers are judged. He is the gold standard of dumbass motherfucker.

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**frickin'** lasers!