32 Comments

As opposed to our military troops who use fake guns and fake bullets? Those guys are so gay! Oh, wait...

Expand full comment

Gooper crowds cheer for death under any circumstances-- lack of insurance, executions -- and death for Browns made it even more attractive.

Expand full comment

GOPtards in Congress will make damn sure it's <i>at least</i> 9% come next November. Question is, will the voters figure it out?

Expand full comment

Soon as Romney gets the nomination, whether Goopers like him or not.

Expand full comment

We should just annex everything down to the middle of Panama, and get our moat back.

Expand full comment

eg: "The bombing begins in five minutes."

Expand full comment

Know who ELSE compared his girlfriend to Eva Braun?

Expand full comment

*sings* "Don't whiz on the electric fence". Funny how things stay w/ you.

Expand full comment

You knew it would turn into a rag the day Murdoch bought it.

Expand full comment

"Learn the words"

Expand full comment

He's the dumbass motherfucker by which other dumbass motherfuckers are judged. He is the gold standard of dumbass motherfucker.

Expand full comment

**frickin'** lasers!

Expand full comment

Josef Stalin?

Expand full comment