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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

As opposed to our military troops who use fake guns and fake bullets? Those guys are so gay! Oh, wait...

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The Quirk's avatar

Gooper crowds cheer for death under any circumstances-- lack of insurance, executions -- and death for Browns made it even more attractive.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

GOPtards in Congress will make damn sure it's <i>at least</i> 9% come next November. Question is, will the voters figure it out?

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The Quirk's avatar

Soon as Romney gets the nomination, whether Goopers like him or not.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

We should just annex everything down to the middle of Panama, and get our moat back.

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The Quirk's avatar

eg: "The bombing begins in five minutes."

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The Quirk's avatar

Know who ELSE compared his girlfriend to Eva Braun?

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The Quirk's avatar

*sings* "Don't whiz on the electric fence". Funny how things stay w/ you.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

You knew it would turn into a rag the day Murdoch bought it.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"Learn the words"

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

He's the dumbass motherfucker by which other dumbass motherfuckers are judged. He is the gold standard of dumbass motherfucker.

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jqheywood's avatar

**frickin'** lasers!

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jqheywood's avatar

Josef Stalin?

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