We have to admit we had completely forgotten about Herman Cain after his 2012 flameout, but it looks like he has a website where people who are not Herman Cain write things that are, we presume, thinks Herman Cain has thought of or agrees with.
Meh. What do you expect from a Cain Minion? Literature?
Oh wait ... he actually does, at the end, flog his "series of Christian spiritual thrillers."
He probably does have a good shot at dominating the category, but wtf is a &quot;Christian spiritual thriller&quot;? The hero saves the <strike>world</strike> USA Monday through Saturday, and goes to church on Sunday? He prays at the end of every chapter, and God tells him how to solve the mystery? (Talk about your deus ex machina...)
One of the interesting sidelights to Cain&#039;s flameout is the claim he was a successful businessman who turned around Godfathers Pizza. While I&#039;m happy to say I&#039;ve never eaten one - hell, I&#039;ve never been near one - there were never any figures offered to back up that claim.
We were just supposed to take it all on faith that he was a wiz in biz.
&quot;It&#039;s not my vagina, it&#039;s everyone&#039;s vagina...&quot;
The German language version of the Beatles White Album?
Herman Cain, the serial adulterer and sexual harasser?!!?!??
Meh. What do you expect from a Cain Minion? Literature?
Oh wait ... he actually does, at the end, flog his &quot;series of Christian spiritual thrillers.&quot;
He probably does have a good shot at dominating the category, but wtf is a &quot;Christian spiritual thriller&quot;? The hero saves the <strike>world</strike> USA Monday through Saturday, and goes to church on Sunday? He prays at the end of every chapter, and God tells him how to solve the mystery? (Talk about your deus ex machina...)
Republicans talk about their dick all the time. They just call it Ronald Reagan.
Know who else said nein-nein-nein?
an enigma wrapped in Tom Riddle.
One of the interesting sidelights to Cain&#039;s flameout is the claim he was a successful businessman who turned around Godfathers Pizza. While I&#039;m happy to say I&#039;ve never eaten one - hell, I&#039;ve never been near one - there were never any figures offered to back up that claim.
We were just supposed to take it all on faith that he was a wiz in biz.
They are just so sick of wimmen speaking plainly and doing their jerbs.
&quot;I&#039;m Herman Cain and this ain&#039;t no April Fool&#039;s joke.&quot;
GOP men don&#039;t like to talk about ladyparts because they can&#039;t get near any without getting out their wallets first.
Maybe it was Pokemon.
er, never mind.
VAGINA LIBUL!!1!1!
so Mark Schauer tapped Brown?
I&#039;d tap that too, amirite guys?
Vagina is the new Penis.
Lili von Shtupp?