Fellow Patriots®, are you tired of the gay agenda being rammed down your throat? Are you afraid that the repeated joyous celebrations of legalized gay marriage exploding all over your face will give you gay herpes of the eye? You are not alone, and we have a hero who has returned from the ashes, like a dung beetle we thought the universe had shat out of existence, only to return like a shit-stained phoenix rising from derp-filled
Moore makes a better unspoken argument that it might at first seem:
"Gov., the courts are filled with fucking morons like me, who don't know what the fuck they're talking about. Why listen?"
<blockquote>Judge Moore doesn&rsquo;t answer this, but if Dok Zoom fucks a goat, which births a Satyr, would Dok be committing bestiality or incest if he the banged said Satyr? Someone page Dan Savage&hellip;</blockquote>
Sounds like a recipe for Habsburg chin, with a beard.
<i>&ldquo;the union <b>for life</b> of one man and one woman in the holy estate of matrimony&quot;</i>
If he&#039;s right, we have a crumbling foundation. Especially in Alabama and the South, where <a href="https:\/\/contemporaryfamilies.org\/impact-of-conservative-protestantism-on-regional-divorce-rates\/" target="_blank">divorce rates</a> are highest (by a lot).
&quot;Judge Moore doesn&rsquo;t answer this, but if Dok Zoom fucks a goat, which births a Satyr, would Dok be committing bestiality or incest if he the banged said Satyr?&quot;
Actually he would be committing bestiality, homosexuality, sodomy and incest, or as we heathen like to call it, &quot;The Quadruple Crown of Sin&quot;. Congratulations and a big thumbs up to Dok if he can manage this. I&#039;m pulling for him. Uh, I mean that in the vernacular .. you know .. not actually pulling on my ah .. you know, anything.
<i> just pulling craziness out of his godly ass,</i>
&ldquo;The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. An evil soul producing holy witness Is like a villain with a smiling cheek, A goodly apple rotten at the heart. O, what a goodly outside falsehood hath!&rdquo;
<i>He also said that marriage equality is literally the work of the Devil, alleging that it is leading to divine wrath in the form of economic and societal suffering.</i>
God sucks at divine wrath. Unemployment, teen pregnancy, crime, poverty and the abortion rate have all declined as same-sex marriage expanded in the U.S. Life expectancy and infant mortality have improved at the same time. Even deaths due to extreme weather are basically declining (though it&#039;s erratic).
Hey, it&#039;s not a robe! It&#039;s a black kimono, thank you very much.
Moore makes a better unspoken argument that it might at first seem:
&quot;Gov., the courts are filled with fucking morons like me, who don&#039;t know what the fuck they&#039;re talking about. Why listen?&quot;
<blockquote>Judge Moore doesn&rsquo;t answer this, but if Dok Zoom fucks a goat, which births a Satyr, would Dok be committing bestiality or incest if he the banged said Satyr? Someone page Dan Savage&hellip;</blockquote>
Sounds like a recipe for Habsburg chin, with a beard.
Dr. Zoom libel!
It&#039;s common knowledge that he cavorts mainly with ponies.
Interpreting law like it&#039;s 1885? In the South? The hell you say!
<i>&ldquo;the union <b>for life</b> of one man and one woman in the holy estate of matrimony&quot;</i>
If he&#039;s right, we have a crumbling foundation. Especially in Alabama and the South, where <a href="https:\/\/contemporaryfamilies.org\/impact-of-conservative-protestantism-on-regional-divorce-rates\/" target="_blank">divorce rates</a> are highest (by a lot).
It&#039;s Alabama; he just wants to turn his &quot;hose&quot; on those gay couples.
&quot;Judge Moore doesn&rsquo;t answer this, but if Dok Zoom fucks a goat, which births a Satyr, would Dok be committing bestiality or incest if he the banged said Satyr?&quot;
Actually he would be committing bestiality, homosexuality, sodomy and incest, or as we heathen like to call it, &quot;The Quadruple Crown of Sin&quot;. Congratulations and a big thumbs up to Dok if he can manage this. I&#039;m pulling for him. Uh, I mean that in the vernacular .. you know .. not actually pulling on my ah .. you know, anything.
<i> just pulling craziness out of his godly ass,</i>
&ldquo;The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. An evil soul producing holy witness Is like a villain with a smiling cheek, A goodly apple rotten at the heart. O, what a goodly outside falsehood hath!&rdquo;
â William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice
<i>He also said that marriage equality is literally the work of the Devil, alleging that it is leading to divine wrath in the form of economic and societal suffering.</i>
God sucks at divine wrath. Unemployment, teen pregnancy, crime, poverty and the abortion rate have all declined as same-sex marriage expanded in the U.S. Life expectancy and infant mortality have improved at the same time. Even deaths due to extreme weather are basically declining (though it&#039;s erratic).
<i>&ldquo;both for the welfare of this state and for our posterity.&rdquo;</i>
That was a typo. He meant to say &quot;our posteriors.&quot;
No, no-- he&#039;s talking about John Waters&#039; late friend, Divine.
Roy Moore is no George Wallace. He should stop pretending that he is.