Moore makes a better unspoken argument that it might at first seem:
"Gov., the courts are filled with fucking morons like me, who don't know what the fuck they're talking about. Why listen?"
<blockquote>Judge Moore doesn&rsquo;t answer this, but if Dok Zoom fucks a goat, which births a Satyr, would Dok be committing bestiality or incest if he the banged said Satyr? Someone page Dan Savage&hellip;</blockquote>
Sounds like a recipe for Habsburg chin, with a beard.
<i>&ldquo;the union <b>for life</b> of one man and one woman in the holy estate of matrimony&quot;</i>
If he&#039;s right, we have a crumbling foundation. Especially in Alabama and the South, where <a href="https:\/\/contemporaryfamilies.org\/impact-of-conservative-protestantism-on-regional-divorce-rates\/" target="_blank">divorce rates</a> are highest (by a lot).
&quot;Judge Moore doesn&rsquo;t answer this, but if Dok Zoom fucks a goat, which births a Satyr, would Dok be committing bestiality or incest if he the banged said Satyr?&quot;
Actually he would be committing bestiality, homosexuality, sodomy and incest, or as we heathen like to call it, &quot;The Quadruple Crown of Sin&quot;. Congratulations and a big thumbs up to Dok if he can manage this. I&#039;m pulling for him. Uh, I mean that in the vernacular .. you know .. not actually pulling on my ah .. you know, anything.
<i> just pulling craziness out of his godly ass,</i>
&ldquo;The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. An evil soul producing holy witness Is like a villain with a smiling cheek, A goodly apple rotten at the heart. O, what a goodly outside falsehood hath!&rdquo;
<i>He also said that marriage equality is literally the work of the Devil, alleging that it is leading to divine wrath in the form of economic and societal suffering.</i>
God sucks at divine wrath. Unemployment, teen pregnancy, crime, poverty and the abortion rate have all declined as same-sex marriage expanded in the U.S. Life expectancy and infant mortality have improved at the same time. Even deaths due to extreme weather are basically declining (though it&#039;s erratic).
Hey, it&#039;s not a robe! It&#039;s a black kimono, thank you very much.
Moore makes a better unspoken argument that it might at first seem:
&quot;Gov., the courts are filled with fucking morons like me, who don&#039;t know what the fuck they&#039;re talking about. Why listen?&quot;
<blockquote>Judge Moore doesn&rsquo;t answer this, but if Dok Zoom fucks a goat, which births a Satyr, would Dok be committing bestiality or incest if he the banged said Satyr? Someone page Dan Savage&hellip;</blockquote>
Sounds like a recipe for Habsburg chin, with a beard.
Dr. Zoom libel!
It&#039;s common knowledge that he cavorts mainly with ponies.
Interpreting law like it&#039;s 1885? In the South? The hell you say!
<i>&ldquo;the union <b>for life</b> of one man and one woman in the holy estate of matrimony&quot;</i>
If he&#039;s right, we have a crumbling foundation. Especially in Alabama and the South, where <a href="https:\/\/contemporaryfamilies.org\/impact-of-conservative-protestantism-on-regional-divorce-rates\/" target="_blank">divorce rates</a> are highest (by a lot).
It&#039;s Alabama; he just wants to turn his &quot;hose&quot; on those gay couples.
&quot;Judge Moore doesn&rsquo;t answer this, but if Dok Zoom fucks a goat, which births a Satyr, would Dok be committing bestiality or incest if he the banged said Satyr?&quot;
Actually he would be committing bestiality, homosexuality, sodomy and incest, or as we heathen like to call it, &quot;The Quadruple Crown of Sin&quot;. Congratulations and a big thumbs up to Dok if he can manage this. I&#039;m pulling for him. Uh, I mean that in the vernacular .. you know .. not actually pulling on my ah .. you know, anything.
<i> just pulling craziness out of his godly ass,</i>
&ldquo;The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. An evil soul producing holy witness Is like a villain with a smiling cheek, A goodly apple rotten at the heart. O, what a goodly outside falsehood hath!&rdquo;
â William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice
<i>He also said that marriage equality is literally the work of the Devil, alleging that it is leading to divine wrath in the form of economic and societal suffering.</i>
God sucks at divine wrath. Unemployment, teen pregnancy, crime, poverty and the abortion rate have all declined as same-sex marriage expanded in the U.S. Life expectancy and infant mortality have improved at the same time. Even deaths due to extreme weather are basically declining (though it&#039;s erratic).
<i>&ldquo;both for the welfare of this state and for our posterity.&rdquo;</i>
That was a typo. He meant to say &quot;our posteriors.&quot;
No, no-- he&#039;s talking about John Waters&#039; late friend, Divine.
Roy Moore is no George Wallace. He should stop pretending that he is.