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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Wake up Sheeple! FDR was even behind it! <a href="http://tinyurl.com/kom9rsg" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://tinyurl.com/kom9rsg">http://tinyurl.com/kom9rsg</a>

WA Bishop's avatar

It's kind of amazing to read the Declaration of Independence and see the amount of effort the founders put into gathering <i>evidence</i>.

artem1s's avatar

Stanley Kubrick did a very nice job on that, dontcha think? much better that Aliens vs Predators

george lastrapes's avatar

OMG you've just stumbled onto Putin's masterplan! Do as I do and avoid upper-story windows.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

...but it wasn't a haiku, so, awww, go fuckit.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I expected as much from all you Chemtrail Climate deniers!!1!!

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/rationalwiki.org\/wiki\/Not_even_wrong" target="_blank">This.</a>

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that explains why the planes are all shiny white

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm sure the boat driver was glad he was blown...

Also too, Quartzsite? The town too dumb to find their way to Blythe. If you go, I'd avoid the city council meetings

Jared James's avatar

The trouble with holding public meetings is the likelihood the public will show up.

Jared James's avatar

Right? The costs in fuel economy alone, that are obviously an invisible tax on an already-overtaxed consumer base, are an outrage that should be dealt with by lots of old men shaking their fists at the clouds and/or chemtrails.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

needs moar <a href="http:\/\/thevane.gawker.com\/insane-lady-yells-at-clouds-and-sprays-vinegar-at-the-s-1550883163" target="_blank">vinegar</a>

artem1s's avatar

when this nation demonstrated the power of scientific research, development and badass awesomeness by putting a man on the moon after just a dozen years of concentrated effort, I thought, 'this is going to be an unbelievably mind boggling era to grow up in...'

I had no idea.

/FFS

Tiny kaiju's avatar

That's the nice thing about mercury poisoning, it makes stupid people stupider. Horray!