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Wake up Sheeple! FDR was even behind it! <a href="http://tinyurl.com/kom9rsg" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://tinyurl.com/kom9rsg">http://tinyurl.com/kom9rsg</a>

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It's kind of amazing to read the Declaration of Independence and see the amount of effort the founders put into gathering <i>evidence</i>.

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Stanley Kubrick did a very nice job on that, dontcha think? much better that Aliens vs Predators

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OMG you've just stumbled onto Putin's masterplan! Do as I do and avoid upper-story windows.

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...but it wasn't a haiku, so, awww, go fuckit.

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I expected as much from all you Chemtrail Climate deniers!!1!!

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<a href="http:\/\/rationalwiki.org\/wiki\/Not_even_wrong" target="_blank">This.</a>

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that explains why the planes are all shiny white

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blue ice FTW!

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I'm sure the boat driver was glad he was blown...

Also too, Quartzsite? The town too dumb to find their way to Blythe. If you go, I'd avoid the city council meetings

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The trouble with holding public meetings is the likelihood the public will show up.

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they ALL are

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Right? The costs in fuel economy alone, that are obviously an invisible tax on an already-overtaxed consumer base, are an outrage that should be dealt with by lots of old men shaking their fists at the clouds and/or chemtrails.

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needs moar <a href="http:\/\/thevane.gawker.com\/insane-lady-yells-at-clouds-and-sprays-vinegar-at-the-s-1550883163" target="_blank">vinegar</a>

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when this nation demonstrated the power of scientific research, development and badass awesomeness by putting a man on the moon after just a dozen years of concentrated effort, I thought, 'this is going to be an unbelievably mind boggling era to grow up in...'

I had no idea.

/FFS

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That's the nice thing about mercury poisoning, it makes stupid people stupider. Horray!

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