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Allan Wood's avatar

"The White House has added a new sign above the Rose Garden reading “The Rose Garden.”

This is to help Trump's rotting dementia brain, but he's illiterate, so . . .

Joyce Richardson's avatar

It's such a long list....how much time would I have?

Marycat2021's avatar

Evan, sometimes I could just smack the unconscious sexist crap out of you.

"Some of them wear whatever United Auto Workers Local 600 guys at the Ford Rouge Center plant in Dearborn, Michigan, wear. Probably some kind of pants!"

Try real hard to see what's wrong with these sentences, OK?

LyftControlledCities's avatar

Uh, Mr. Joe Rogaine?

You helped create this monster.

Any regrets you may have are too damned little and too damned late.

Warren's avatar

Should I ever find myself within earshot of the President, I would say, “Please stop calling yourself a Christian! God will judge your soul and send you to Hell! Your money and power cannot save you from death!”

Too long?

Warren's avatar

How about just “Fegelein !!!”

Spleen Victoria's avatar

Look, in fairness, there are no roses in the rose garden so that’s probably very confusing to him!

Ill-Advised's avatar

What would it take to get "Pedo President" chanted at a mass gathering of oh, 2000?people in cities across the nation?

Because that's what I'd say, and I'm designing hand-painted original artwork to carry. And I want to Turn The Volume Up.

Maybe get the rock group Autograph's "Turn Up the Radio" as a theme song. Selectively edit lyrics. I love that...

I'm wondering how to get this done. Pretty sure my city would do some variant of this.

David Maceira's avatar

As the commander and cheese proper military decorum for addressing t-Rump-El-Thin-Skin should have been "Mr. Pedophile Protector, Sir!"

His returning a one fingered salute is not obligatory.

David Katz's avatar

Me, me, pick me!

"YOU ATE PUTIN'S ASSHOLE WHILE MELANIA TAZED YOU AND JEFFREY HAD THE PICTURES!"

David Maceira's avatar

IMHO he probably smells like Satan's asshole. Which would explain why he has so few friends.

Alternative Dog's avatar

If someone called me Pedo Protector, I'd probably just chuckle and look at him like he's a lunatic. Because, you know, I have nothing to do with pedophiles. Three guesses why Dementia Donnie reacted so defensively and the first two don't count.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. I can't say how I'd address That Thing in the Offal Office (when we met in the early 80s I just nodded at him because he famously did not like shaking hands). I *do* know how I'd like to *see* him addressed: the prisoner in the dock, when someone, somewhere has the cojones to arrest him and drag him to The Hague.

beb's avatar

The really nice thing about TJ Sabula, which probably won't mentioned much is that he's a union guy, and his union will be there to protect him, with legal defense if needed. He's not going to be out in the cold for exorcising his 1st amendment right to protest the regime,

Warren's avatar

“He wasn’t just a hero. He was a Union man.”

Ferengi of the Galaxy, unite!

Viole Falusche's avatar

"...[F]ully 46 percent of Americans want to fully abolish ICE,..."

That hardly seems enough. Once their backing is out of power, there should be a full de-Nazification process, with plenty of hangings. Murder under colour of authority deserves its proper reward.

Julie Lewis's avatar

I’d keep it simple and call him Pedophile McTinydick