Hero Border Patrol agent Kallie Helwig simply could not keep Gerald Torello Jr.'s cock out of her mouth at a recent Cirque du Soleil show in Del Mar, California (just up the road from San Diego).
Cross a rooster and an M&M and you get a cock that melts in your mouth and not in your hand.
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I&#039;d hit it, but she&#039;d probably hit me first.
After looking at her photo, I was very surprised. I was expecting a biker chick running about two bills.
Kallie - I&#039;d tuck her. In!
PS: Something tells me there&#039;s a long line of guys back at the station house with Cirque tickets, ready to ask her out.
If you asked them about it all today, I&#039;m sure Kallie and Gerald would go with &quot;It seemed like a good idea at the time.&quot;
I&#039;ve never been to a big top that served beer very cold...
Plus, don&#039;t the bubbles uh... tickle, or something?
Build the danged fence! Maybe it&#039;ll keep those evil Cirque du Soleil out of this country!
Journalistic inaccuracy - I&#039;m sure the cock in question was quite warm.
Cross a rooster and an M&amp;M and you get a cock that melts in your mouth and not in your hand.
Video: <a href="http://www.cbs8.com/story/1..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.cbs8.com/story/18742911/border-agents-...">http://www.cbs8.com/story/1...
I&#039;d hit it, but she&#039;d probably hit me first.
After looking at her photo, I was very surprised. I was expecting a biker chick running about two bills.
Kallie - I&#039;d tuck her. In!
PS: Something tells me there&#039;s a long line of guys back at the station house with Cirque tickets, ready to ask her out.
If you asked them about it all today, I&#039;m sure Kallie and Gerald would go with &quot;It seemed like a good idea at the time.&quot;
I&#039;ve never been to a big top that served beer very cold...
Plus, don&#039;t the bubbles uh... tickle, or something?
Build the danged fence! Maybe it&#039;ll keep those evil Cirque du Soleil out of this country!
Journalistic inaccuracy - I&#039;m sure the cock in question was quite warm.