Hero Border Patrol agent Kallie Helwig simply could not keep Gerald Torello Jr.'s cock out of her mouth at a recent Cirque du Soleil show in Del Mar, California (just up the road from San Diego). Then the cold shower of other people telling them to zip the fuck up, there were kids around, finally penetrated their sodden skulls and Torello put his member back in his pants. BUT THEN!
Cross a rooster and an M&M and you get a cock that melts in your mouth and not in your hand.
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I&#039;d hit it, but she&#039;d probably hit me first.
After looking at her photo, I was very surprised. I was expecting a biker chick running about two bills.
Kallie - I&#039;d tuck her. In!
PS: Something tells me there&#039;s a long line of guys back at the station house with Cirque tickets, ready to ask her out.
If you asked them about it all today, I&#039;m sure Kallie and Gerald would go with &quot;It seemed like a good idea at the time.&quot;
I&#039;ve never been to a big top that served beer very cold...
Plus, don&#039;t the bubbles uh... tickle, or something?
Build the danged fence! Maybe it&#039;ll keep those evil Cirque du Soleil out of this country!
Journalistic inaccuracy - I&#039;m sure the cock in question was quite warm.