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FeloniousMonk's avatar

I have an elegant solution to the dining philosopher's problem, which I will write on my napkin as soon as I can safely put the fork in my right hand down. I think the blind railroad engineer got a wooden medal for bein' good and faithful on the S.P. line.

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Aw Neilist was ok. At any rate I got used to him. He wasn't as aggressively stupid as the usual rw trolls.

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bobbert's avatar

Fermat's Last Deadlock?

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

<i>...we're a little better than IT guys.</i> wait, What? You think differential equations make a difference? What about the dinning philosopher's problem? Or the blind railroad engineer (a little weird)?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I'm pretty sure we're on our own, troll-wise. The rare visitor from dumbfuckistan quickly discovers that high-level snarkiness overcomes even the most deliberate obtuseness.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I did not know you could shoot the stupid out of people. Is there nothing guns can't do?

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fuflans's avatar

hope that kid doesn't end up in bachmann's foster care.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Bought the gun out of fear that he wouldn't be able to buy the gun? Sheer genius.

Good to know he's found a use for it already - although, if wifey had "feared for her life", things might have gotten really interesting. The family that slays together...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's abuse if you're a liebrul. If you're a teabagger, you're exercising your doG-given right to discipline your own children, free of gubmint tyranny.

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