If you are a fear-addled conspiracy theory-loving wingnut reading this, you already KNOW what we are about to say. Terrible demonic false flag Indo-Kenyan "President" Barack Obama is preparing AT THIS VERY MOMENT to impose martial law on Texas, which will probably be enforced by ISIS, who is currently hiding behind some brush just over yonder, on the Mexican banks of the Rio Grande. Shit yer pants and oil yer guns, y'all, it's time for a revolution!
Also, too - as heinous as Ann Coulter's suggestion there should be a literacy test in order to vote, if they were to try it, I don't think it would weed out the voters the GOP wants to disenfranchise.
I've heard it applied to other states (looking at you, Floriduh and Aridzona), but it seems to apply to Texass as well... "it's not just the hate, it's the stupidity."
So people shitting their pants on a daily basis about the gubmint letting Messicans crossin the border are now shitting their pants about the gubmint stopping Messicans from crossin? They're called Depends, people. No shame in lack of control, unless it's coming from your mouth hole.
Key question these brain-damaged goobers fail to answer: Why the fuck would we WANT Texas? Obama surely has no use for the place.
They think the forces of islamic socialist nazi communism are going to come in and take away their guns and monster trucks? Why would anyone bother? Seriously, what the fuck do they think anyone would gain from kicking their asses into FEMA camps?
You aren't worth invading, you morons ... even though Austin would probably shower us with flowers and welcome us as liberators.
We should just give Texas back to Mexico, (who we stole it from originally,) wouldn't that just piss them off to no end, to find out they are suddenly Mexicans? While we are at it, maybe we could give Alaska (thanks Seward) back to Russia, and Florida back to Spain...
I like the sound of "Expulsion".
Fracking fluid.
Let the Messicuns patrol the border !!!
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Also, too - as heinous as Ann Coulter's suggestion there should be a literacy test in order to vote, if they were to try it, I don't think it would weed out the voters the GOP wants to disenfranchise.
The only time I've ever been to Texas was a quick run through from Oklahoma to New Mexico. Ugly, ugly place. And that was just the landscape.
Better yet. That arrangement would have spared us Marco Rubio.
I know I do. "... but verify" is still allowed, yes?
Well, that's just sensible. Everybody's protected. And it makes clean-up so much easier.
I've heard it applied to other states (looking at you, Floriduh and Aridzona), but it seems to apply to Texass as well... "it's not just the hate, it's the stupidity."
... I've always thought that "motto" (?) should be: Don't Mess With Texas, It's Already Messed Itself.
... they say the landscape is a reflection of the people who live there. No, I don't know who "they" are, but it sounds about right.
Secede please. You keep promising but never carry through with it. The rest of the Union will be better off without you.
So people shitting their pants on a daily basis about the gubmint letting Messicans crossin the border are now shitting their pants about the gubmint stopping Messicans from crossin? They're called Depends, people. No shame in lack of control, unless it's coming from your mouth hole.
The One Star State.
Key question these brain-damaged goobers fail to answer: Why the fuck would we WANT Texas? Obama surely has no use for the place.
They think the forces of islamic socialist nazi communism are going to come in and take away their guns and monster trucks? Why would anyone bother? Seriously, what the fuck do they think anyone would gain from kicking their asses into FEMA camps?
You aren't worth invading, you morons ... even though Austin would probably shower us with flowers and welcome us as liberators.
We should just give Texas back to Mexico, (who we stole it from originally,) wouldn't that just piss them off to no end, to find out they are suddenly Mexicans? While we are at it, maybe we could give Alaska (thanks Seward) back to Russia, and Florida back to Spain...