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I think he has part of an anus. I'm sure he has been described as half-assed.

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I guess my entrepreneurial dream of an Anus burger pop-up in Hawaii is just shot to hell now. Fuck.

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On the positive side, it sounds like the actual content of the program remained mostly intact, so at least those students whose parents opt in will get a dose of reasonable sex ed. Opt in doesn't really "gut" the program -- and there's nothing to say the school can't ask repeatedly.

After a year or two of failing to be a big deal (and maybe Whatsisface will be out of office at some point), it's a surprisingly simple thing to change from opt-in to opt out.

It's unsatisfying to slip around confrontation, but sometimes it's the most effective thing in the long run.

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Maybe it's just a typo:

"Poon Choices"

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The Butthole Surfers broke up a while back, so they weren't available.

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I think you meant to post this on the <i>other</i> story about terrible assholes.

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McDermott Prevails Over Big Butthole in Schools

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did he sink the program with his pink torpedo?

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so Hawaii, baby got back peddling?

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Do these morans even realize their sex-ed program is an offence in Singapore?

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Oh fuck, I read the comments over there. And now, you have to pay:

"All the signs of another Southern Poverty Law Center psyops program. They even had to drag Walmart into it. " Jared ' and " Amanda " were prepped to pose as neo nazis in return for drugs ..probably even got well laundered money originating at some government entity that needs manifestations of violent white racism to maintain and advance the totalitarian agenda. The cops killed were also likely well selected by the handlers of this operation..the kind of good cops who could not be corrupted by the system yet witness to so much filth as to be feared for what they could say."

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That's no moon, we're being mooned...

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