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Conrard Hilton's text to an ex-girlfriend describing the incident:

I don't fucking believe this! This is what happens when one is forced to rub shoulders with the common rabble. Try to imagine how difficult it is to not have your social superiority recognized by the plebeian masses. How could one be expected to hold one's temper in such low and common circumstances. I am so peeved right now I could barely focus the camera on my dick without shaking. Please respond with a shot of your tits, I really need to calm down right now. WTF is wrong with people!!!!!

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It might work. They are more likely to considered "special" and "pure" by their parents and therfeore not get vaccinated.

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Eh, I prefer Marriott.

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Can hardly wait until these guys are captains of industry, and learn from the Koch brothers how to actually own people (aka congresscritters) and get rid of laws that annoy them.

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That family has certainly produced some fine upstanding citizens.

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Removal of appendages can continue until there's an improvement in behavior. For best results, appendages that don't have a spare.

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When will these damn spoiled brats learn that if you want to be a dick on a plane, you'll have to pony up more dough to fly private? Come on, it's so basic!

FFS.

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Yeah, we'll wait and see ... there's always the off chance that he'll turn out <i>not</i> to be an insufferable dick. Maybe he'll hate his father, and his rebellion will consist of teaming up with, and funding, Jimmy Carter's projects.

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I know they have rehab programs for drug and alcohol problems. Not sure anybody's developed one yet for arrogance, unless you count hard time in prison as "rehab."

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Common mistake . . . among people whose butler leaves a copy of Barron's on their breakfast table every week.

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