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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Rick Perry and Cristy Perry - which one is dumb and which one is dumber?

bobbert's avatar

She seems nice insane.

Keith Rodgers's avatar

So, I guess the local fire dept. just stands around watching the fire consume the kids. For Jeebus.

FFS

Sacriligilous's avatar

Why can't I send my fetus to heaven?

m3bosha's avatar

Death is a way of life. I don't think this means what she thinks this means...

Lizzietish81's avatar

I thought that's why men always woke up with a woody.

motmelere's avatar

Every day out of the womb is just another chance to have a four-way with a gay welfare check, agenda 21 and an immigrant horse. These people could just add breatharianism to their wacky cult and save big bucks on food and wood chippers.

TrufflePig58's avatar

You know who else.. aw fuck it. These people are the worst.

Hardly Ideal's avatar

Is that a joke for you or on you, though?

"Hey, buddy. Ya wanna have sex? Rub one out? TOO BAD! You're fifteen minutes late already and it's 50° on the other side of the covers!"

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I was gonna make antibiotics but then I got high / There's this stuff called penicillin but then I got high / Now I'm selling dopes on religion and I know why / 'Cause I got high

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

This isn't the Dung Ages

Rereads today's Wonket stories, isn't fully convinced

Lemmy Caution's avatar

Survival of the flittiest, would be more to the point.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Giving him a list of suggestions... does that violate The Rules for Commenting Radicals?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

“If I want to let my child be with God, why is that wrong?”

What if this person uses their Heavenly Shotgun to accelerate getting them there? Somehow that is a crime!? UNFAIR TO SRS BELIEVERS

nice_marmot's avatar

Every day out of the womb is just another chance to have a four-way with a gay welfare check, agenda 21 and an immigrant horse.

If you multiplied the internet by 100 there still wouldn't be enough upvotes for this.

CriticalDragon1177's avatar

Kyle Kulinski makes an interesting point on this, that we really should consider. He argues that you could argue based on Susan Lynn's thinking that we should allow parents to commit murder, and disturbingly he has point.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...