Amoebic dysentery vector Laura Ingraham is not one bit pleased with how Barack Obama has made waits at airports longer, because it is just like waiting for a hip replacement. Never mind that most folks old enough to need a hip replacement are on Medicare, which isn't even the Affordable Care Act, and that the ACA is not Britain's National Health Service, or that Laura Ingraham is not a competent user of analogies. She has made one hell of a point here, in the long car rental line (THANKS OBAMA) and then tweeted the wise and clever thing she said to the car rental line so we all could receive her wise bon mot, and we salute her.
Many years back, I had a guy flying in from Sweden, scheduled to give a talk at a conference in Portland, OR. He called from Maine to apologize for being a no-show.
Narrowly averted a similar fate myself, when Hertz called to ask why I was renting a car in St. John's, NFLD, when I had a ticket to St. John, NB.
What I want to know, is why didn't people do this back when I was travelling? So I could tell them to go fuck themselves? And maybe have a fistfight? Business travel is sooo fucking boring.
Hell, I'm a nobody and even I get limo rides or at least a town car from time to time. If not I catch a cab like everybody else and play "guess what language your driver is speaking" on the way to the hotel
you should've seen the flight I'm on- a plane full of n00bs. Close to 20 people tried to board the wrong plane and it's the first time Ive ever seen someone who actually needed the instructions on how to use the seatbelt
Many years back, I had a guy flying in from Sweden, scheduled to give a talk at a conference in Portland, OR. He called from Maine to apologize for being a no-show.
Narrowly averted a similar fate myself, when Hertz called to ask why I was renting a car in St. John's, NFLD, when I had a ticket to St. John, NB.
This is the wrong venue, but if you can keep your digital face straight, you're gold.
HAPPYNICETIME!!!!
D' oh
Big Win.
What I want to know, is why didn't people do this back when I was travelling? So I could tell them to go fuck themselves? And maybe have a fistfight? Business travel is sooo fucking boring.
#Nicetry
Truly, I hate to stand in line. But sometimes you just have to, and the best you can do is just chill.
Full disclosure: I only reached this opinion after I was maybe 55.
So, they'll wait until they die?
Cool story (literally).
Hahahahahaha.
I'm a parent. I had pretty good insurance. Emergency Room: if your kid isn't actually bleeding to death, please have a seat.
They make a talking Bigot Barbie?
Ahahahha. Wait - whut?
Once more we see the true reason the right opposes the ACA: they simply hate the idea they might have to share their Doctor with poors.
Hell, I'm a nobody and even I get limo rides or at least a town car from time to time. If not I catch a cab like everybody else and play "guess what language your driver is speaking" on the way to the hotel
you should've seen the flight I'm on- a plane full of n00bs. Close to 20 people tried to board the wrong plane and it's the first time Ive ever seen someone who actually needed the instructions on how to use the seatbelt