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you say that like it's a bad thing

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I'm a Martini guy, so couldn't really say how it works in a gin-and-tonic, except that Hendricks, which has a slight cucumber flavor, is so damned expensive I lick up the drop that falls on the neck of the bottle when I pour it into the measuring cup.

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Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Hooker Storage"?

You know WHY you didn't see that sign?

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You just exposed yourself to all of Wonkette inviting itself over for coffee.

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Poor guy always throws up afterwards.

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OT Aldous Huxley the Cat died tonight. My friend of 18 years and best killer of rodents in the world I will miss you.

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Despite not being an actual IT person of any sort I do tech support for a number of friends. I try real hard not to notice those things but sometimes it's hard to miss, especially if you have to dig in to figure out how they broke things. btw, browsing habits show up in all sorts of interesting places besides your history. Cookies, temp internet files, various OS and AntiVirus logs- there's all kinds of places to snoop...

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Sorry to hear, no upfist, but my sympathies

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iPorn, therefore iAm

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And Petsmart

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Senor Wences: s'alright.

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Uh, Mr. Sevier, the issue is the existence of the photo, not the sending of it.

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But Hero...your computer does have a safe mode...it's called turning off the computer and getting to your porn 12-step program. Hurry! It's about to start.

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That wins the month.

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Eve Plumb- moar Brady porn

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