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Dude was sticking his hand in another's backdoor, without consent, while they were all piled up and scrambling for the pigskin. Sorry for any confusion. I loved your theory, btw. It <i>is</i> yours, right?

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He and his firm will surely be shunned by courageous legislators of all political stripes - those heroes finally emboldened by their righteous disgust, choosing their duty to country over all that campaign cash.

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Really. I was going to say, "Guy's just a lobbyist—it's not like they have influence on government." When in fact, they <i>are</i> the government, and elected officials are just their servants.

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Yes, but they are discreet about it, particularly the white boys.

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Forced to. Like all those times we're out of chicken in first class and we force people to eat pasta.

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Well, only if you think about it. Sorry there is no explicit <i>eeeeew</i>. I hope nobody is disappoint.

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Just don't drop the soap.

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If your son is in an NFL shower room, he's probably 6'4" and 280 lbs. He can take care of himself.

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As boring as football is to watch you would think that the NFL would be open to trying something new. The lobbyist is just getting in the way of capitalism at it’s best.

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The Fox&Friends (D-DerpBrigade) hosted the Seahawks QB this morning. Their enthusiasm to bring up the topic of teh gheys in the NFL was evident.

It was clear they were angling for a "See! Yew cain't win no ball game with teh gheys disrupting stuff!" Their silence was priceless when the QB spiked the ball on their home field by responding; colour, religion, sexuality didn't matter on the field.

They weren't going down without a fight so they decided to go for it on 4th down, with seconds left on the clock & threw a Hail Mary, "But, but, but the LOCKER ROOMZ!". They were handed another humiliating loss.

Final Score - Equality/Integrity: Eleventy million Bigots/Hate: Zilch

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What goes on in the showers is the least <a href="http:\/\/www.thephinsider.com\/2013\/12\/9\/5192632\/steelers-cody-wallace-violates-randy-starks-in-fumble-recovery-pile" target="_blank">scary thing</a>.

NSFW and eeeeew.

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So, um... Jacky, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?

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This is why I quit the priesthood.

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Well, <i>somebody</i> was sure fumbling around.

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You ever seen a grown man naked?

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