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Or the fact that prostitution was pretty much legal in the old Bible.

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You said it!

If I have to hear another limey twit's version of "My Favorite Things," I'm going to go crazy.

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I was thinking binders full of women, but all good answers.

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...yeah, Red Lobster with Gay interior design(oxymoron?) and house DJ!

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So what the good pastor fails to mention, of course, is that Paul also said there were a lot of <em>other</em> behaviors that were worthy of death:

<blockquote>Furthermore, just as they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, so God gave them over to a depraved mind, so that they do what ought not to be done. They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed and depravity. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit and malice. They are gossips, slanderers, God-haters, insolent, arrogant and boastful; they invent ways of doing evil; they disobey their parents; they have <strong>no understanding, no fidelity, no love, no mercy</strong>. Although they know God’s righteous decree that those who do such things deserve death, they not only continue to do these very things but also approve of those who practice them.</blockquote>

It's almost as if Paul was saying that those who lack love and mercy are deserving of death too! What say you <em>now</em>, meddlesome Priest?

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Tolerance, forgiveness and empathy have apparently become lies from the pit of Hell.

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...of course, I am pretty sure the entire company of Abercrombie and Fitch will be there. So we will be some well dress mofo's!!!

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...there is no Dana, only ZUUL!!!!

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Best. Campaign. Ad. Ever.

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...uh, yeahhhhh! There are plenty(and I mean plenty) of women employed in the oldest profession in the Washington/Baltimore area. At least, that is what I heard.

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...when Barack HUSSEIN Obama implemented Sharia law in 2008!!!

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...if you are the Gay, you are already dead!

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Next thing we know, you'll be telling us he hung out with poor people and provided free medical care.

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...well we are going to have a bad ass party in the 7th ring of hell!!! All the buttseks and lobster/shrimp that you can handle!

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When they cite <strike>Sharia</strike> Biblical Law to condemn the non-heterosexuals, I don't know why they don't also demand stores be closed on Sunday.

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...just imagine what they would say if there was gay marriage adultery?! Their head s would melt like Raiders of the Lost Ark!!!

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