221 Comments
User's avatar
Steely_Fan's avatar

...and should be allowed to bring those weapons with them wherever they go. Except, of course, to CPAC. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Steely_Fan's avatar

I think Frasier's safe word was "Mommy."

Steely_Fan's avatar

And Schlapped, really hard.

Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

OK, could it be "both -and", rather than "either-or"?

Boscoe's avatar

Wait... I thought all the violence came from "leftists"?

norcalOG's avatar

CPAC—those principled conservatives—loves the guy who proudly called himself the “King of Debt” and is happily proving it with continued trillion $$$ deficits and the rising public debt. This after he promised to rid us of deficit spending and wipe out the debt by 2024 because tax cuts tilted to the rich would pay for themselves. The newly minted devout Christian whose “piety” was on full displayed at a prayer breakfast where, in best Christian tradition, he vowed to rid himself of those he considers enemies ( about 230 House members and 48 senators).Praise Donald, from whom all blessings flow.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

But that's ALWAYS what fascist leaders are like. Don't tell me you think Hitler or Mussolini or Franco were suave, physically attractive, or competent at anything.

The fascist base is angry, ugly, useless people and they always pick the most angry, ugly useless narcissist they can find as their Führer.

Historicat's avatar

Why did England send their criminals to Australia and their religious nuts to America?

Australia won the coin toss.

Cliff Hendroval's avatar

"I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle."

Molly Ivins

Lionel Hutz Esq's avatar

How will Romney survive without a chance to attend the annual two-day hate festival. Probably for the best, as who can compete with the Hater in Chief.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Hitler was WAY better looking than Trump, and he was much more physically fit, not to mention a better public speaker. Trump's an orange, fat, gross, POS.

tangofoxtrot's avatar

Ohmergawd. Those dudes at CPAC are pathetic White male scrawny weaklings that this 62 year old surprisingly agile and strong granny could take down in a nano-second. If Mittens needs bodyguards for CPAC, I am here for him.

pixeloid's avatar

He might have a point. The creatures at CPAC are fanatical, insane, sociopathic, and violent. I have no doubt that many of them would love to murder Romney for his heresy.