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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Donald Trump…could learn why, but in order to do that, he’d have to have at least the attention span of a fruit fly and the reading proficiency of a 5th grader.That doesn't help, but the real reason Trump can't learn that — or anything — is that he's so sure he knows everything that he's incapable of taking in any new information.

You can lead a Trump to reason but you can't make him think.

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

He would write it.

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Sylvester Stallone isn't dead yet!

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I AM R U's avatar

Soooo I have to be a retired Army Col. and write Trump a scathing letter before I get sexxxy love from Evan? Damn.

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smitallica's avatar

It's easy. You just put them behind your tax returns.

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Sally M.'s avatar

Because of Trump, the political bar has been set so low and become so trashy and juvenile that it's now EXPECTED that he'll behave like a lying, spoiled, privileged foul mouthed brat. And on that level, he does not disappoint.

Trump needs to rely on these large brain-washing rallies to garner up support, just like Hitler. I don’t blame them though, what else is there to talk about? What other card can they play? Obama has thrived in office.

Dow over 17,000, record corporate profits, 5% growth, best year for jobs since 1999, consumer confidence up, deficit down 60% in 2014, gas prices low, health insurance cheaper than ever ($85/month), car insurance cheaper than ever ($25/month from Insurance Panda), the 1% starting to be taxed more… all while republicans bleated about Benghazi took pointless votes to repeal the ACA, and did nothing for anybody except the top one percent.

I don't know what is more offensive; Trump trying to scapegoat Bill Clinton, or the press calling it an "apology".

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

It was my understanding that the Patriots put fluorescent tape on their Rascals so you can see them on the side of the road in your car headlights as they head home from the bar, and the safety vest is what all the patriots wear when they're at Home Depot.

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

But what do they wear when they are taking over federal facilities by force of arms....though, apparently, that isn't a crime anymore?

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FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

it's a series on hbo.like "band of brothers" for the pacific.a real education.i hope you can see it.

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MizzMazz, Nomad/ TonRu's avatar

Thanks. I'll find it.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

It's the same reasoning that concluded a ground game isn't needed for an election if you have lots of well-attended rallies.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Does that mean that Trump's mouth is urticating?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

The last time we put an incompetent fool in charge of the military, we lost two buildings in New York and seriously fucked up a third one in D.C.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I figured we'd just have a good old fashioned military coup. They do take oaths to protect the country from all threats, both foreign and domestic.

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