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bobbert's avatar

At the end of the day, he prefers not to utilize that phrase.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Someone has change the syrup tanks in slurpy machine at 7-11. It sounds like her kids are going to be the perfect candidates.

Lefty Mark's avatar

I would tell my stepmom, but she was out on a drive with one of my six brothers.

Lefty Mark's avatar

But the answer is always Jeebus.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Yes, but what else will it take to get the sheeple to wake up?

Lefty Mark's avatar

Just teach the controversy.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Just math and reading (old 1600), but either way, 930?

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Well, for all intensive purposes, it's a wash.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Episcopalians do it too, just without all the pageantry because they don't want to make a fuss.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

also too, there are no squirrels because they're all elsewhere handing out anti Hillz leaflets

Vienna Woods's avatar

The idiot on my husband's FB page who keeps whining about vaccinations was whining again today. Jesus woman. If you don't want yourself/family vaccinated, FINE, just keep you and them the fuck away from me and mine.

The Quirk's avatar

You should of thought of that sooner.

The Quirk's avatar

Except that most home-schoolers appear to be Talentless.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

I think we have pertussis still roaming around Vermont because of hippies who won't vaccinate their childern. Perhaps Jesus woman can come visit ?

TundraGrifter's avatar

I have a beef with "on a daily basis." What's wrong with "daily?" Or even "every day?"

Don't get me started on "literally." Literally.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

So not only do they want their kids to be drooling morons, they don't want them to have to compete with kids who actually did some learning for the right to flunk out of college? Something tells me the problem is a little deeper than CCSS.