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fuflans's avatar

i personally think doritos are a key food group.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

“Mithin ishnble foover webblerph burp!” * A direct quote from Rep. Frank Lucas while stuffing his face with ham biscuits and Lite Beer.

*Translation: Eating is overrated burp!

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...Monsanto will not be happy about this.

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Dylan Black's avatar

Maybe we can give all the poors those guns the government collects in gun buybacks instead of food, then they can go "acquire" whatever food they need, with Freedom.

Of course good luck finding any bullets since the government bought them all to oppress us.

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Shypixel's avatar

Now wait. Did anybody ask if he was planning on countering the cuts with an increase in Meth Stamp aid?

Think about it, the more Meth Stamps we give out, the less these poors will need to eat.

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