DDM here, drinking an Irish Coffee and wondering how the GOP will find new ways to screw the poors today. I’m new here, and have only been guestblogging for about a week. But I want to submit an entry for Legislative Shitmuffin of the Year (Federal Level Edition). He is my old pal, Rep. Frank Lucas (R-Black Cloud of Poor Hating). Last week, he was working on
“Mithin ishnble foover webblerph burp!” * A direct quote from Rep. Frank Lucas while stuffing his face with ham biscuits and Lite Beer.
Maybe we can give all the poors those guns the government collects in gun buybacks instead of food, then they can go "acquire" whatever food they need, with Freedom.
Of course good luck finding any bullets since the government bought them all to oppress us.
i personally think doritos are a key food group.
“Mithin ishnble foover webblerph burp!” * A direct quote from Rep. Frank Lucas while stuffing his face with ham biscuits and Lite Beer.
*Translation: Eating is overrated burp!
...Monsanto will not be happy about this.
Maybe we can give all the poors those guns the government collects in gun buybacks instead of food, then they can go "acquire" whatever food they need, with Freedom.
Of course good luck finding any bullets since the government bought them all to oppress us.
Now wait. Did anybody ask if he was planning on countering the cuts with an increase in Meth Stamp aid?
Think about it, the more Meth Stamps we give out, the less these poors will need to eat.