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NSA don't need no stinkin' Patriot Act. They'll do whatever the fuck they want. That train has left the barn.

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In other news- Happy Jefferson Davis Day!

Thanks Alabama for keeping the memories alive...

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I was gonna say, anybody actually think they stopped?

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Sarc? Cause we never knew the details about wireless taps.

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What? disirregardless and asshatery are completely scrumulous words.

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see nixon's Secret Plan To Defeat The North Vietnamese™

[ ran it through two election cycles! ]

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two pug circular firing squads?

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Too bad Rand's flavor of "freedom" doesn't apply to women's reproductive rights. Oh, and swooning Rand bois, domestic spying started under the other guy. It was actually us yelling about it then.

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His words is often more than not misunderestimated.

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Well I'm sure he got some lovely B-Roll for his Presidential commercials out of it.

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no way this asshat is gonna let go of his ability to make his world stand still for one of his tantrums. when does he have to file to get his Senate seat back and quit pretending he's running for preznit?

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The annual celebration is marked by berobed white citizens marching backwards across the Edmond Pettus bridge in an effort to turn back time.

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He got two large articles in the inaptly-named Lexington Herald Leader over the weekend, so there's that. . . .

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Sadly, when most think of how Senate rules favor obstructionism, they think it has to be showboaty nonsense like this, and don't think it's so bad.

In reality, the real, effective obstruction like the blue slip process on judicial nominees takes place behind the scenes, and quietly, and all the time.

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Well, now even if he gets elected President (snicker), we're going to have to call him Bamz Junior. His own party will stamp their little feet and hold their little collective breaths and not pass anything or do anything because there's a booger-head that they don't like in office, and the Dems can all follow suit just because he's a grade-A turd. Smooth moves there, Paul.

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