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TundraGrifter's avatar

"Deadwood" - isn't that the name of that huge retirement Village the GNoP political candidates and Duh Gov' visit?

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chascates's avatar

Very nicely written, Doktor.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I have a proposal. Just give us, say, 5 states. Scattered aound. And let us declare them ENTIRELY gun-free zones. You want to fondle your guns? Move elsewhere. You want freedom to congregate at a mall, church, school, movie theater, or home or to walk down sidewalks and stand in parking lots without worrying some asshat might decide to shoot you? Move in. It could be like a reverse smoking section thing. It starts with five states, and when the rest of Armederica sees that we can live in peace, maybe it'll spread. /FFS

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fuflans's avatar

you are making me want to cash in on that canadian connection and move to windsor or something.

wanna join me?

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fuflans's avatar

this is my mom. exactly.

fortunately she doesn't have access to a gun.

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102415's avatar

Several of us have been shot at and threatened over the years. It changes the way you think about guns. You realized how useless they are for actually protecting you from getting shot.

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102415's avatar

True. I'm 65 and I'm now terrified of going to Florida going to the movies and skittles. And guns.

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102415's avatar

I wish.

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Abbie Hoffman's avatar

I await the connection between Oulson and ISIS to be revealed.

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Stulexington's avatar

Show us on this gun where the anti-gun lobby touched you.

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Last Hussar's avatar

People eating noisy and/or smelly foods... Its still OK to shoot them?If not, why not?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Soaked? I think the Tree became one of those driftwood logs on the beach of New Blood Bay long ago.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Hello NRA? I think there's something wrong with my Good Guy With A Gun©. This one's defective.

Well, yes, he did "stop someone" ... wait, that's a full stop there? What about that "stopping Bad Guys With Guns" stuff?

Oh... I see. This is how it's supposed to work? What do you mean, "what did I expect?!"

Hang on, wait, I can't return this one? There's ... millions of these other so-called "Good Guys" out there?? NRA, this is unacceptable!

(This Total Fiction® brought to you by <i>Nothing Is Unacceptable In America, Because Guns BOIOIOIOING That Was My Gun Boner Sorry Not Sorry™</i>)

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's not just more . . . it's twice as awesome!

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chascates's avatar

<b>Florida moves ahead with bill legalizing 'warning shots'</b> <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/poli..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/01/09/florid...">http://www.foxnews.com/poli...

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