Hey teens! Are you ready for the most magical night of your lives, when you will go to Manitou Springs City Hall and dance like you are pretending to do butt-sechs, and then later you will finally lose your stupid virginity in a haze of Bartles & Jaymes? That's right, PROM NIGHT!
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You'd better trademark the last four words of your post before some, uh, unbalanced person does it. Hilarious.
I think I can help here. Imagine a dog is humping your leg. Now imagine you're lying on your stomach.
They probably wouldn't have cared for a Truck Nutz bow tie either.
Arnold Schwarzennegar? You know, the ex-Terminator.
"Nothin' up my sleeve..."
Uh, Rockey, that's not your sleeve.
The chaperones, the girl told cops, referred to her and her friends as “sluts and whores” and “dirty.”
Confusing. No boys were involved?
How would even an expert prom chaperone distinguish pantomime butt-sex from pantomime doggie-style sex? That's what I want to know.
Sometimes it takes high school students years to understand how hard their teachers worked to make them what they are today.
How much would YOU pay for this stinking asshole?!
Musta been Baptists