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Chris Grrr's avatar

You'd better trademark the last four words of your post before some, uh, unbalanced person does it. Hilarious.

Spurning Beer's avatar

I think I can help here. Imagine a dog is humping your leg. Now imagine you're lying on your stomach.

chascates's avatar

They probably wouldn't have cared for a Truck Nutz bow tie either.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Arnold Schwarzennegar? You know, the ex-Terminator.

Spurning Beer's avatar

"Nothin' up my sleeve..."

Uh, Rockey, that's not your sleeve.

schmannity's avatar

The chaperones, the girl told cops, referred to her and her friends as “sluts and whores” and “dirty.”

Confusing. No boys were involved?

Spurning Beer's avatar

How would even an expert prom chaperone distinguish pantomime butt-sex from pantomime doggie-style sex? That's what I want to know.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Sometimes it takes high school students years to understand how hard their teachers worked to make them what they are today.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

How much would YOU pay for this stinking asshole?!