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SterWonk's avatar

Possibly? I haven't read any Pratchett. 🤷‍♂️

mailman27's avatar

I can't believe that this idiot is "nearly tied" with a cabbage, let alone Sen. Warnock.

thixotropic jerk's avatar

Instead of a debate I think both candidates should voluntarily agree to take the “Person-Woman-Man-Camera-TV” Dumpy’s “IQ” (LOL) Test LIVE on the innertubes.

thixotropic jerk's avatar

Do you get to be redeemed for something you lied about? If you believe it never happened then where does the redeeming go? Oh wait, okay I get it now, the conservo-pseudo-xtian-nationalist playbook for lying repukes who lie about lying and then lie some more isn’t the same one they use to cudgel the damned-to-hell outgroup they hate.

thixotropic jerk's avatar

Time to consider running for office as a conservative.

blinkozo's avatar

Just remember, there's no such thing as hypocrisy if you don't have principles to begin with

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I have my own redemption story:

Not long ago, while clearing out an attic of family effects, I found a trunk full of S&H Green Stamps.

Generally speaking, they would be as worthless as, well, yesterday's bitcoins, but through the grace of My Personal Lord & Savior, Donald J. Trump, I was able to redeem them for a chaise lounge and a painting of Elvis. On velvet!

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

If abortion is murder and there is no term of limitations on murder then shouldn't Herschel be on trial and subject to the death penalty?

hupto's avatar

God just tweeted, "KEEP MY BOY'S NAME OUT YO' FUCKIN' MOUTH!!"

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

From now on, I will no longer write after "For:" on the check "A Bortion 4 Skank [Smiley Face.]"

rtpoeman's avatar

The polls suggest otherwise, sadly.

MorganHW's avatar

I was indeed the dame.

tehbaddr's avatar

Vote for our guy a walking TBI! He's Black too!