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Possibly? I haven't read any Pratchett. 🤷‍♂️

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I can't believe that this idiot is "nearly tied" with a cabbage, let alone Sen. Warnock.

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Instead of a debate I think both candidates should voluntarily agree to take the “Person-Woman-Man-Camera-TV” Dumpy’s “IQ” (LOL) Test LIVE on the innertubes.

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Do you get to be redeemed for something you lied about? If you believe it never happened then where does the redeeming go? Oh wait, okay I get it now, the conservo-pseudo-xtian-nationalist playbook for lying repukes who lie about lying and then lie some more isn’t the same one they use to cudgel the damned-to-hell outgroup they hate.

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It’s Georguhhh

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Time to consider running for office as a conservative.

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Just remember, there's no such thing as hypocrisy if you don't have principles to begin with

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I have my own redemption story:

Not long ago, while clearing out an attic of family effects, I found a trunk full of S&H Green Stamps.

Generally speaking, they would be as worthless as, well, yesterday's bitcoins, but through the grace of My Personal Lord & Savior, Donald J. Trump, I was able to redeem them for a chaise lounge and a painting of Elvis. On velvet!

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If abortion is murder and there is no term of limitations on murder then shouldn't Herschel be on trial and subject to the death penalty?

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God just tweeted, "KEEP MY BOY'S NAME OUT YO' FUCKIN' MOUTH!!"

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From now on, I will no longer write after "For:" on the check "A Bortion 4 Skank [Smiley Face.]"

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The polls suggest otherwise, sadly.

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There were so many…

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Perfectly stated.

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I was indeed the dame.

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Vote for our guy a walking TBI! He's Black too!

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