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Pere Ubu's avatar

Pen-gu-ins is practically CHICKENS.

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kmblue187's avatar

Low cost housing! I wonder if they have cable.

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weejee's avatar

Luv penguins!

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Menotsure's avatar

Livin' in a punkin

Provides both room and board

You get roof over yer head

And tasty orange gourd.

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Richard S's avatar

Don't eat yourself out of house and home!

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Menotsure's avatar

The penguins never eat too much

They think it would be nice

If pumpkins tasted more like fish

And less like pumpkin spice.

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Pere Ubu's avatar

Pumpkin spice fish. Yech. 🤢

I had a pumpkin spice coffee the other day that was VERY heavy on the nutmeg flavoring.

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JanuaryClaire's avatar

Now, those Penguins know how to decorate for the season!

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Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

We watched The Penguin Lessons last night. Seems closer than ever...

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Did you like it? I do typically enjoy Steve Coogan, maybe I'll see if I can stream it.

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Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

You should. It was pretty good, and a warning to us all...

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Old guy named Bill (OGNB)'s avatar

Penguin #1: Is this an igloo?

Penguin #2: Modern design. Check out the cool windows.

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Goonemeritus's avatar

Modern architecture has jumped the shark, there is no way a hollowed out pumpkin will be a viable shelter for the duration of a 30 year mortgage.

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Deidre Snutz, Mind Goblin's avatar

Good news— rent is reasonable and price-fixed for the duration. Bad news: They have to move to New Jersey.

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IvoryRabbit's avatar

There is nowhere in NJ where rent is reasonable or price-fixed.

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wavicles's avatar

And just try to get it insured, I dare ya!

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NatalyaResists's avatar

My brain cannot handle a world that holds in it both Blue Fairy Penguins living in pumpkins and the Orange Mush Brain at the same time.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

A waterfront pumpkin pad, now that's living... Those wee penguins know what they're doing...

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater

Had a wife and couldn’t keep her

He put her in a pumpkin shell

And there he kept her very well

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The Wanderer's avatar

Who lives in a pumpkin down by the sea?

Penguins! Penguins!

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JCfromNC's avatar

I can't see penguins without thinking of "A Place Further Than the Universe" and Shirase's obsession with penguins. Particularly the scene where she finally reaches Antarctica, ends up with a penguin up close and personal with her, and stands there going, "It stinks! But I'm so happy! But it stinks!"

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Oh, she's right, they are quite smelly. I've been close enough to them when visiting New Zealand to confirm. Cute as buttons, though.

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Fairy Penguin sez, "orange looks great on pumpkins, but not on hoomans!"

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CambridgeKnitter's avatar

A friend of mine's mother reportedly got so into drinking fresh carrot juice that she developed an orange tinge. I've never seen any evidence, but I can testify that his mom was a fun person to be around the one time I met her.

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Al Bellenchia's avatar

Hello? Is it me you’re looking for?

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The Wanderer's avatar

And it's a Moral Imperative:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwTqC2T6q4E

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eddi-SABH's avatar

"Montreal Cognitive Assessment" No wonder Trump hates Canada.

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beb's avatar

If it hadn't beenn for Amanda Marcotte's write up about Railey Gaines yesterday I would have known what AOC was talking about. So much whining from the right.

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Demodocus's avatar

My bil just posted a "in a relationship with" post on FB. Apparently, she's from the town BIL & MIL live in. I checked because the pic looks like some scammy shit. He's pretty vulnerable right now & my big sistery alarm bells are kind of going off. Not that he has any money but still

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(((What Fresh Hell Is This)))'s avatar

Chef José Andrés deserves the Nobel Peace Prize, now and forever.

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Pere Ubu's avatar

Fucking made the mistake of clicking through that USDA link. And I said, out loud, "OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD." I got to the "Democrats want genital mutilation for children" and bailed. The USDA. The fucking goddamn home page of a department of the federal government. Holy SHIT. 🤬🫩

Also, dunno about anyone else, but I prefer a bit of sour cream and guac with my hepetitas.

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Sister Artemis's avatar

Pro tip: dump the stupid phone/tablet Substack app, and just use the browser version. Even on a tiny phone screen it works better, especially comments and notifications.

Created bookmarks on my home screen, and now I'm not swearing at my devices nearly as much.

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Pere Ubu's avatar

AND the browser version allows edits, which the app does not.

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TalentNotAutotune's avatar

I've got some experience with the Montreal test. Never have I seen the five words given to remember be "Man, Woman, Person, Camera, TV". Those five words were chosen specifically because Trump could associate them with himself and thereby remember them.

Here are the five words given in a sample Montreal test: Leg, Cotton, School, Tomato, White.

https://geriatrictoolkit.missouri.edu/cog/MoCA-8.3-English-Test-2018-04.pdf

And another: Faith, Velvet, Church, Daisy, Red.

https://championsforhealth.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/MOCA-8.1.8.2-English.pdf

Nowhere on the web or in a doctor's office have I seen a test with the easily-connected words Trump so proudly remembered.

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Sister Artemis's avatar

Perhaps his infamous five words were NOT the actual words used in the test?

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TalentNotAutotune's avatar

Maybe. But I think they were, and they were specifically chosen because the doctor felt like those were the five words Trump had the best chance remembering.

In other words, that test was RIGGED AND STOLLEN.

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Sister Artemis's avatar

[suddenly has craving for delicious fruity bread…]

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TalentNotAutotune's avatar

Funny, I’m craving being on TV right now.

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Marycat2021's avatar

Michael Wolff needs to provide sources for his claims.

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Sister Artemis's avatar

Lordy, what a world, what a world...

Link arms and hold fast, we're going to need each and every one of us

(For certain definitions of "us" anyway)

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Bupkus231's avatar

Ron DeSantis is another asshole that deserves a ride in a tumbrel. Why is the right wing ginning up Islamophobia all over again? I thought they had worn that out by 2004 or so. I guess this is just another way to distract from the Epstein files ( Gee - I wonder if DeSanctimonious is named in them, too. )

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Pere Ubu's avatar

Islamophobia has been evergreen since the 1990s. I mean, they CAN'T criticize Russia, after all, and nobody's seriously buying the "invasion from South America" line.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I seriously doubt DeSantis is in the Epstein Files. Casey wouldn't allow it.

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Bupkus231's avatar

That Tylenol post is just plain stupid - but guess what? TX AG Ken Paxton has just sued Johnson & Johnson for allegedly deceptively marketing the drug as safe for pregnant Texans, adhering to the stupidity of Tylenol causing autism.

As if he cared about the health of pregnant Texans - all he wants to do is suck up to the anti-abortion crowd and make sure those pregnant Texans can't get an abortion ( he's also tried to sue the NY doctor who prescribed and sent mifepristone to a Texas woman - and when the NY county clerk refused to entertain the suit, Paxton sued him as well )

I really hope Paxton gets his ass handed to him in his candidacy for US Senate - 'cause then he might actually get kicked out of the political sphere.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

I'm afraid it will take much more than that to curb his ambition.

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

Perusing the Guardian headlines, I see that Pete and his henchmen killed 14 more people last night in 3 separate incidents. One person survived and was was taken by Mexican search and rescue teams.

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Pere Ubu's avatar

What the fuck. What the actual FUCK.

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Every time Trump brags about acing his dementia test, it’s like watching a man proudly hang his kindergarten report card on the fridge. He’s been drawing the same damn clock since 2018 and still thinks it’s proof of divine intellect.

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

Another book I will never read:

Elise Stefanik, the New York Republican congresswoman and potential gubernatorial candidate who berated Ivy League presidents in a congressional hearing about antisemitism and pro-Palestine demonstrations on college campuses, is writing a book that accuses America’s most prestigious universities of abandoning academic excellence for “radical leftist groupthink,” her publisher announced Tuesday. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2025/oct/28/donald-trump-sanae-takaichi-japan-trade-national-guard-us-politics-live

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Pere Ubu's avatar

Very very important college students be exposed to controversial ideas they may not agree with... unless those ideas come from the Left.

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Sherry's avatar

Boy oh boy. Smart and Smart Black women terrify this fragile little man child. And yes. Maddow was scary last night. Talked about the book that she wrote a forward to called Pegasus. If you like horror then this book is for you.

People magazine always seemed so middle the road but from the comments to that story it’s looks like everyone is dubious about his mental capacity.

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Sister Artemis's avatar

It's been a hard week (family stuff). Maybe it's better that I missed it.

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Saviour of Bread's avatar

People magazine looks like it’s read by people who have cared for elderly parents.

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cynmac's avatar

Or in doctor's offices.

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