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Evil Dr Päntsdrunk's avatar

time to move out dude. And hide the keys

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Evil Dr Päntsdrunk's avatar

absolutely delicious. He'd be awesomely destructively entertainingly bad. Mooch on steroids with no self-awareness. Like giving all the terrible people hand grenades and locking them into a steel shipping container to sort their differences out. With votes of course. Go MM go!

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Evil Dr Päntsdrunk's avatar

Yay public schools FTW!

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sarafina's avatar

In a nation that 1) cared about their kids and 2) was even trying to be Christian human they would.

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sarafina's avatar

I don't think Trump can read.

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sarafina's avatar

Yes, everything is terrible and getting worse. However, some hope from Vox:

https://www.vox.com/future-...

I kind of hate links with no further info, so here are the high points:

1) Extreme poverty is falling

2) Child mortality is falling (except maybe in Texas)

3) We’re getting better at preventing preventable diseases (except AIDS in America, it seems)

4) Clean energy is getting cheaper

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Invisible Bunyip's avatar

It must be immensely frustrating to be a decent used car salesman.

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"M"'s avatar

He is a rock star, and I look forward to his upcoming concerts with the House Judiciary Committee this season.

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Rosa's avatar

Yes, yes, yes! We as a family are so much happier and less stressed out this year it's unbelievable. They're getting a much better education, they have more (and much nicer!) friends, and no more bullying. And the teachers, omg, I could go on and on. They're all freaking amazing.

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Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

Kinda. Sort of. Maybe. Just a little.

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Eos_Explorer's avatar

That is wonderful! I'm continuously amazed at the sheer wonderfulness (diversity, opportunities, teachers, supportiveness and lack of bullying) of the public schools my kids attend, too. It's one of the greatly happiness-inspiring things in life, no?

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Eos_Explorer's avatar

A smocking gun is a little-used and very dangerous sewing tool...oops, I see someone got there first below. Oh well! I don't understand the Idiot-In-Chief's relationship with The Phonics. At all.

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TakingAmes's avatar

Isn't he approximately five years old now?

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chortlingdingo's avatar

Omg yes, that's fantastic too!

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